CAMERON DIAZ

NRO-TC ^ | April 23, 2005 | Andrew Stuttaford

[Mark in the Old South]

Son you need to explain that object? On second thought don't. I do not have a need to know nor do I want to improve my learning in that category.

[Continental Soldier]

She is, of course, a fool.

[Trampled by Lambs]

"Who cares about her lack of a second brain cell?
Does it matter? It's not what she's hired for."

Not me. This is one of those cases I mentioned where the stereotype fits.

I just saw all the blond jokes and this came to mind.. Sort of a (very) minor pet issue for me and I always get the same response.

" Sorry, we really can't razz or flame you; you're blonde - it would be like torturing puppies. ;o"

See what I mean? It's ok though.. most people seem to agree that blond males are exempt.

[Radioactive]

It must have been cold in there.

[SF Republican]

Did you hear about the blonde's from San Francisco that drove down to LA to go to Disneyland? They were on the freeway near Anaheim and the freeway sign said "Disneyland" left; so they turned around and went home.

[Larry Lucido]

Let's just say she won't be able to make too many more inane comments while wearing it. And, no, I don't have one. :-)

[scott says]

Q:What did the blonde say after having sex?

A: Are all you guys on the same team?

[T. Buzzard Trueblood]

The 32-year-old Diaz...

Yeah, right.

[Mark in the Old South]

So we are back to the duct tape I mentioned in my first post. A low tech approach I grant you but effective and without the .... shall we say ... "stigma"

[cubreporter]

Drew IS a poo in the woods, period.

[cubreporter]

She should pick a style and go with it.

Crocheted hat with satin gown? Oh and yes, a bra might be good too. Everything ridiculous to get more notice. Poor little hollywood startlets........

[Larry Lucido]

Yes, I missed your #19. You were way ahead of me, and proposed a much more practical solution, I will admit.

[zoyd]

(assuming it's the Letterman Show)

Wow, now I understand why Dave keeps the studio at a cool 62 degrees!

[Mark in the Old South]

But no where near as much ... ummm ... titillation. This is Hollywierd after all, perhaps duct tape is too "red state" for their liking?

[yarddog]

I have always suspected there was an element of race hatred in Blond jokes. Actually I have told them myself and my wife is a natural blond, but I still believe it.

I remember around 1974 a radio station in San Antonio was asking people to phone in and comment on blondes and if they really were dumb.

I noticed every person who phoned and sounded like they had a hispanic accent, went on and on about how dumb blondes were.

What they were really saying is "I hate white women, especially pretty ones".

Oh, BTW, Cameron is one really dumb blonde.

[Cecily]

"... I immediatly noticed that she said "YOU KNOW" almost every 3rd word."

She's just emulating the speaking style of her "brilliant" heroine, the Hildebeast.

[Kenny Bunkport]

She does make a couple of good points.

[numberonepal]

Makes me think of pancakes.

[Kenny Bunkport]

I've heard her speak (without a script) as well, her ignorance makes one's ears bleed.

[William Terrell]

What is that thing?