How the pledge would read if our liberal school system ran the entire country:
One world because nationalism is bad,
under your own belief system,
easily divisible since we share no common beliefs,
with no true liberty or justice for anyone.
More on the lib pledge:
"I pledge tolerace to the multiplicity of subcultures,
One world because of multiculuralistic patchwork,
under my own belief system,
divisible according to the diversity of all common beliefs,
with no true liberty or justice for anyone."
Now we need a good set of Buzzword Bingo!
AlGORE Buzzword Bingo: http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1996/gore/
And, the granddaddy of them all: Business Buzzword Bingo
http://portal.bingocorp.com/Bingo/bbbingo.html