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Strange Accusations Get Princeton Student Barred
Bergen County Record ^
| April 7, 2005
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Posted on 04/07/2005 9:19:42 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
Strange Accusations Get Princeton Student Barred
Record, The; Bergen County, N.J.
04/07/2005
PRINCETON - A Princeton University graduate student has been barred from campus after he was accused of surreptitiously cutting locks of hair from women on campus and pouring bodily fluids into women's drinks.
Officials say the student, Michael J. Lohman, 28, apparently targeted Asian women in a spree that may have begun in 2002.
Lohman was arrested March 30.
A woman reported last month that a man cut off a lock of her hair on a campus shuttle bus, triggering an investigation.
University spokeswoman Lauren Robinson-Brown said Wednesday that Lohman admitted to campus security he cut women's hair and poured semen and urine into women's drinks when they were not looking.
Lohman, who was working toward a doctorate in math, was charged with two counts each of recklessly endangering another person and tampering with a food product, one count of theft and one of harassment.
Since his arrest, he has been in a mental health ward of a hospital in Trenton, The Times of Trenton reported Wednesday.
University President Shirley M. Tilghman said Lohman has been barred from campus.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; US: New Jersey
KEYWORDS: count; math
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To: Quixotical
I'll add a few:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got "fine" written all over you.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I'm think I'm invisible--can you see me? How about tomorrow night?
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posted on
04/07/2005 10:16:39 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: Redcloak
surreptitiously cutting locks of hair He was putting them in a lock box.
To: Hank Rearden
I hear he used to be the chili chef at Wendy's. And Brinemaster at the pickle factory.
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posted on
04/07/2005 10:21:53 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: grey_whiskers
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!
My husband has a PhD in Matematics from Cal Tech.
He is very normal. Actually, most people are surprised that he has a PhD from CalTech. They say he's way too normal to have a math degree!
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posted on
04/07/2005 10:38:00 PM PDT
by
It's me
To: BobS; Rennes Templar; Dog Gone; LibertarianInExile; tnlibertarian; JoeSixPack1; Joe 6-pack; ...
Probably a
seminal moment in his life when he was caught, too. This guy's facing
hard times. I just hope, considering he was a mathematician, peeing and spanking the monkey, in women's drinks...
...that this wasn't an addiction.
(scoring the elusive DOUBLE pun on the same subject--the crowd GROANS!)
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posted on
04/07/2005 10:45:49 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: LibertarianInExile
Numerically speaking, this math whizzer will regret his fluidic responses and sement his existing orifices. He's now cosine-d to a rectagular existance, pending further ejaculatory emissions.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Peepee Boy himself
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:09:32 PM PDT
by
adam_az
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To: murdoog
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:09:49 PM PDT
by
Quixotical
(Technology in the hands of idiots is just like pee in a swimming pool...)
To: lafroste
I think that math must have to intrinsic ability to drive people nuts.
I took exactly enough math to get into and through college, and not one credit more.
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:10:30 PM PDT
by
furquhart
(Peace? But there is no peace!)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:13:31 PM PDT
by
adam_az
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
A result of math inthanity.
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:13:59 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Any word on where he got his undergraduate degree?
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:17:34 PM PDT
by
Cowboy Bob
(Question Liberalism)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
I heard this guy is the top Seed at the Math Open Invitational.
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:17:39 PM PDT
by
Quixotical
(Technology in the hands of idiots is just like pee in a swimming pool...)
To: jwalburg
This Locke, The Muse shall consecrate to Fame,
And mid'st the Stars inscribe Belinda's Name!
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:20:57 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: Zuben Elgenubi
I have got to go to bed. I'm all out of juice. (o, my gosh, I can't turn this double-entendre machine off, somebody please open the door).
good night all.
Quixotical
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posted on
04/07/2005 11:21:13 PM PDT
by
Quixotical
(Sweet dreams...hope they are dry)
To: elfman2
Kaczynski was a math major too.
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posted on
04/08/2005 3:06:09 AM PDT
by
kms61
To: LibertarianInExile; BobS; Rennes Templar; Dog Gone; tnlibertarian; JoeSixPack1; Blurblogger
I suppose his targeting Asian women is a matter of sexual orient-ation. When you think of this it all adds up, and the sum is greater than its parts. It's quite obvious he was playing a game of divide and conquer. Although his activities were somewhat a deviation from the norm, I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to be mean and had just always been treated like the Lohman on the totem pole. It looks like he was an above average student, and when he was accepted into his graduate program, his family all congratulated him, "Urine! Urine!" Now it looks like he's pissed it all away.
Once he got to school he probably started looking for a woman he could multiply with, and set about finding one in a calculating manner.
All things being equal, he can probably count on being able to work out a solution to his problems. For now, the campus remains divided, but no doubt they'll receive a sine that it's time to move on.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Hmmm. . . something in this story just doesn't add up right.
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posted on
04/08/2005 3:51:54 AM PDT
by
Flyer
( http://dahtcom.com)
To: tnlibertarian; LibertarianInExile; JoeSixPack1; speedy; Joe 6-pack; SlowBoat407
This is a hair-raising story that is a cut above most. This guy has a lock on being a patient at the state ward. But somehow the numbers just don't add up. Imagine going around trying to appeeal to women by spiking their drinks with something that is semenly benign. Give a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball. I just hope the guy comes clean.
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posted on
04/08/2005 4:14:00 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
To: Rennes Templar
"Give(s) a whole new meaning to some co-ed enjoying a hi-ball." I would proffer that it gives a new meaning to "cocktail."
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