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Man Found Napping In Car With Hold-Up Note
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| 3/16/05
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Posted on 03/16/2005 9:29:35 AM PST by kiriath_jearim
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To: kiriath_jearim
Wonder if he was narcoleptic?
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:30:24 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: kiriath_jearim
ROFL......truth is so much funnier than fiction these days.....
To: kiriath_jearim
I've heard of "sleeping on the job" but this is ridiculous!!!
To: kiriath_jearim
He woke up and got real mad.
Here is a picture of him in the holding cell.
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:32:02 AM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(This space for rent.)
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To: kiriath_jearim
"...Empty the All the register."
Think he meant "all your register are belong to us?" I guess a life of crime is more exhausting than it appears to be on TV. :)
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:33:40 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: kiriath_jearim
Custermors He was vey series.
To: kiriath_jearim
"Son, you've got a panty on your head."
To: kiriath_jearim
Poor guy. Can't even fail properly.
You obviously failed at school (see grammer/spelling,) You fail at being a productive member of society, then when you hit rock bottom, you fail in your attempts to go rouge.
I hope he doesn't fail in fending off his amorous cell mate.
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:37:03 AM PST
by
Sax
To: kiriath_jearim
Oh yeah, he's gonna do really well in prison. :)
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:37:14 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: Coop
No crime was committed, right? This reminds me of "Minority Report".
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:38:33 AM PST
by
Sybeck1
To: kiriath_jearim
He'll be safer in jail.
It's the right thing to do.
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:38:36 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
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To: lady lawyer
"Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..."
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:38:58 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: kiriath_jearim
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:39:29 AM PST
by
talleyman
(E=mc2 (before taxes))
To: kiriath_jearim
LOL! Darwin Award Candidate Alert!
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:40:03 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: kiriath_jearim
"...with a nylon stocking over his head ..."
Ab Grab escapee ????
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:40:43 AM PST
by
GoldCountryRedneck
(The Flogging Will Continue Until Morale Improves)
To: Sax
You obviously failed at school (see grammer/spelling,)
Ummm....it's "grammar" instead of "grammer", and there is no need for the comma before the ending parentheses.
;-)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/16/2005 9:42:13 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Eye souport publik edekashun two.)
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