"Son, you've got a panty on your head."
"Alright you hayseeds it's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground."
"Well, which is it Young Feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion. Y'see..."
He's hazing himself.