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Posted on 03/14/2005 7:43:46 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross
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Morning,Beth!
I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Goldwater 1964
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Urinate.
But if you had bigger breasts, you'd be a ten.
Prayer bump!
"We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail..." President George W. Bush |
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LOL.
Me sleeping in and missing the fun...you are kidding,right?
Love the Kitty picture and thanks for the coffee.
Talk at you later.
Morning,Arrowhead!
Your breakfast burritos look yummy.
Good Morning Beachn! Hope you have as much fun today as I did yesterday! It's great to be back with the Canteen Crew again.
Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't think of anything else to say, tell them they're looking "very buff." That will leave them pleased, but slightly uneasy, and they'll spend a lot of time looking in the mirror.
You will receive a painful bonk on the head, today, while riding the bus downtown. It's your own fault, though, for sitting in front of that trombone player.
An older friend will avoid you today. Have you considered using any of the vast number of breath-freshening products that are available, these days?
People around you are starting to look a bit complacent. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil.
Everyone who drives by today will stick their head out their car window, give you a big dopey look, and flop their tongue around in the wind. If you had known this was "act like a dog" day, you might have been better prepared.
Your butler will return to work today, and pretend as if nothing had happened. It's time for you to compromise, and give up those new argyles. It's for the best, in the long run.
Today you will exercise self-discipline. It's about time, too! Your self-discipline was starting to get somewhat portly.
A romantic episode will take you by surprise. Tip: the important thing to remember when dealing with circus performers, is not to suggest having a "fling."
You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.
If you want someone to change, it's often good to give them a painful option and a less painful option, and let them choose their own course. For example, "Do you want to pick up you own wet towel, dear, or would you like to have a live weasel stapled to your leg?"
Today you will find a small speckled egg, shimmering a little, in the fireplace. If you keep it warm in a 350 degree oven for 3 weeks, it will hatch into a small dragon, and then eat you.
You will make people squirm, today. Surprisingly, some of them will show remarkable talent at squirming. |
Good Morning Tom! Hope you and "the kitties" have a great day!
FReegards...MUD
Not lately.
Thanks for the music, Kathy. That was nice. I appreciate it.
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