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Freeper Canteen: Your Favorite Patriotic Quotes. Please join us!~Tues March 15,2005
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Posted on 03/14/2005 7:43:46 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: acad1228
"...it goes back to MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island" Yep...she was sooo much hotter than Ginger...MUD
581
posted on
03/15/2005 5:49:07 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
To: acad1228
To: Diva Betsy Ross

Good Morning to all the Canteen Crew! ! ! Thanks for another great thread DIVA!
Warm-up exercise for today . . . . . Head towards the Light
Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see. "Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter." "Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for Mike's inspection. "Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; uncleshag; MeekOneGOP; cedarswingman; ...
GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON TROOPS, VETS, ALLIES, AND FAMILIES
FOR A JOB WELL DONE,
WE SALUTE YOU ! ! !
584
posted on
03/15/2005 5:50:41 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: SouthernHawk
Good morning Southern Hawk! Hugs! Hope you have a great day! LOL! That is a funny story- no wait a min. No it is a SCARY story!
:]
To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; StarCMC; Radix; txradioguy; HopeandGlory; ...

CARDS 1ST GAME OF THE SEASON IN 20 DAYS...
CARDS HOME OPENER IN 23 DAYS...
COMING APRIL 20th
here cubby, cubby, cubby
586
posted on
03/15/2005 5:52:29 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: The Mayor
Thanks for your post. It always helps to get our day started out on the right foot!
To: E.G.C.
588
posted on
03/15/2005 5:54:14 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: WelshLass
589
posted on
03/15/2005 5:54:58 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: Mudboy Slim
590
posted on
03/15/2005 5:55:20 AM PST
by
acad1228
("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
To: Arrowhead1952
Good Morning. Thanks for the breakfast burritos. I am seriously debating a trip over to Whataburger for Taquitos now. Yummy.
591
posted on
03/15/2005 5:55:27 AM PST
by
HRoarke
("There cannot be an absence of moral content in American foreign policy,..We are not Europe")
To: Diva Betsy Ross
592
posted on
03/15/2005 5:55:37 AM PST
by
acad1228
("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
To: Valin; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; kjfine; HiJinx; AZ Flyboy; The Sailor; ...
1930 1st streamlined submarine of US navy, USS Nautilus, launched
593
posted on
03/15/2005 5:55:39 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(......mud)
To: beachn4fun
594
posted on
03/15/2005 5:55:55 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: tomkow6
595
posted on
03/15/2005 5:56:31 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: NRA1995
Good Morning NRA! Thanks for the coffee and breakfast!
596
posted on
03/15/2005 5:57:26 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: yall
597
posted on
03/15/2005 5:57:47 AM PST
by
HopeandGlory
(Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
To: cedarswingman
Good Morning Woody, wherever you are!
598
posted on
03/15/2005 5:58:30 AM PST
by
pelikan
To: txradioguy
Good Morning,TX! That is my favorite Quote,I just couldn't remember the exact wording last night and was to tired to google it! Thanks for posting it! God bless you! Mr.N.
To: pelikan
600
posted on
03/15/2005 5:58:53 AM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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