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Posted on 03/14/2005 7:43:46 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
1,141
posted on
03/15/2005 12:49:27 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: Calpernia
LOL!
Had a few of them, spaced widely in my tagline saved file.
1,142
posted on
03/15/2005 12:49:32 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'll take away your reality and swap it with my OWN twisted and HORRIBLE reality! [and charge a fee])
To: Lady Jag
...........You're not from this planet, right?
1,143
posted on
03/15/2005 12:49:33 PM PST
by
tomkow6
(......mud)
To: FaithintheRight
My divorce is what cheered me up!!
1,144
posted on
03/15/2005 12:50:37 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: trussell; eeyore= ts mom; tomkow6; Lady Jag
Well, kiss my grits I love mom already!!
I hope she likes the classic country
duets cause that's what's fixin' to happen!!!
Lady Jag, would you please
fetch me and you a cold beer!
And that shag carpet!
How about you tomkow? Can you drink
a beer on all that mediction?
To: Calpernia
That is a good one!!
Never said you HAD to be crazy to live here...but it helps!!
1,146
posted on
03/15/2005 12:52:35 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: All
1,147
posted on
03/15/2005 12:53:47 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: All
1,148
posted on
03/15/2005 12:53:47 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: All
1,149
posted on
03/15/2005 12:53:47 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: All
1,150
posted on
03/15/2005 12:53:48 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: WelshLass
To: Mudboy Slim
IMO, This is one of your better ones, Mudboy! Thanks for the ping!
To: uncleshag
She's not terribly picky...she just doesn't care for the rap and hard rock!
1,153
posted on
03/15/2005 12:58:09 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: uncleshag
That's it? No exclamation marks? No hugs?
J/k!
Hi Shagster!! ((HUGS))
1,154
posted on
03/15/2005 12:58:09 PM PST
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: uncleshag
You got THAT right! LOL
I've been hoping to see mine for almost 3 months now.
1,155
posted on
03/15/2005 12:59:08 PM PST
by
Bethbg79
(God bless our Troops and their families!)
To: beachn4fun
No problem Beachy! But I am going to say see you tomorrow before I miss your good-bye...:) LOL cyber-tag!
To: Diva Betsy Ross
Indian Mating Season
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us." Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
1,157
posted on
03/15/2005 1:01:23 PM PST
by
Radix
(Lost: Decent Tag Line; Reward offered.)
To: eeyore= ts mom; trussell
To: trussell; eeyore= ts mom; AirForceMom; GodBlessUSA; Mrs.Nooseman; Bethbg79; armyman; WelshLass; ...
To: Kathy in Alaska
Thanks for the pics, Ma...they really do a good job of telling the story...:)
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