[Fester Chugabrew]

I always wear a hat outdoors to keep the Earth in its orbit.

To think I owe a steady earth to none other than he who offsets my baldheadedness. Thank you. Just remember it's okay to go hatless outdoors in the dark.

[Mongeaux]

"To think I owe a steady earth to none other than he who offsets my baldheadedness. Thank you. Just remember it's okay to go hatless outdoors in the dark."

I will remember that, as a "Follicle-Challenged Person" myself.