Man Charged With Assault On Sheep (And you think you're having a bad day?)

The York [PA] Daily Record ^ | March 9, 2005 | CaryL Clarke

[patton]

Well, she was two-timing ewe...

[missyme]

Sheephearders were KNOWN for assaulting there sheep it's the only animal that comes close to a woman's anatomy and sometimes a MAN can't decifer there animal impulses.

[SunnyUsa]

#34 for a joke

[anniegetyourgun]

"A carnival worker was charged with agricultural vandalism...."

Explains why animals are naturally coulrophobic.

[dirtboy]

Sheephearders were KNOWN for assaulting there sheep it's the only animal that comes close to a woman's anatomy and sometimes a MAN can't decifer there animal impulses.

Plus the border collie tends to bite if you try it with her...

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Dan! That is one of my all-time favorite jokes! It was a favorite of my Battalion Commander (I was his Driver from time to time) when I was in the Army. That man could tell jokes for HOURS on end; one led to another, though they never led to sheep abuse, LOL!

Thanks for the memory. ((Dan))

[proud American in Canada]

Let's cut the guy some slack. After all, he was just engaging in some non-hetereonormative behavior, just like the Colorado woman with the dog.

And on that topic--I can see how a man can have sex with a sheep, but, um, why would a dog be excited by a human female?

[missyme]

It seems that some animals like Sheep, German Sheperds and Donkey's need to be on guard of some 2 legged predators out there!

[knews_hound]

Sounds like a wild and woolly time was had by all.

Cheers

knews hound

[Rebelbase]

Meanwhile that litte freak in the pasture has finally been claimed.

[dirtboy]

I can see how a man can have sex with a sheep, but, um, why would a dog be excited by a human female?

Dogs get excited by human lower legs. They'd hump a cactus except for the spines.

[TASMANIANRED]

Baaaaad man.

[Dead Dog]

Somebody loves ewe.

[ol' hoghead]

Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.

ol' hoghead

[tang-soo]

As a friend of mine used to say in high school, "Honest, Farmer John. I was just trying to help that lamb over the fence."

[Rebelbase]

[proud American in Canada]

"Dogs get excited by human lower legs. They'd hump a cactus except for the spines."

LOL, literally.

It's been quite a while since I had a non-neutered young male dog. You're right. :)

[Riverman94610]

NOW we know what Sam the Sham was talking about in the song,Wooly Bully!

[FeliciaCat]

Disgusting. This has to be torture for the poor sheep.

I hope this subhuman filth is shunned by his family and neighbors.