40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs

vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

[Snardius]

I used to kiss her on the lips...
But it's all over now.

[sox_the_cat]

Do you think if you asked your Mom now about "Torn Between Two Lovers" today she would answer you ?

I always thought that it was "torn between two mothers", an absolutely horrible song.

"Afternoon Delight" is the worst, I can't stand that song. The "Pina Colada Song" also drives me nuts. Then again most music from the 70's was awful.

[zip]

Was that the Alabama State Trooper that stopped Bubba and asked "Got any ID?" to which Bubba replied "'bout whut?"

[Jim Hill]

I always hated this one.
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Send In The Clowns

Sung by: Judy Collins
Written by: by Stephen Sondheim

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines,
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer,
Losing my timing this late
In my career?
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Well, maybe next year.

[JesseJane]

Soooooooooooo... what'd you do to Mrs. Browns Lovely daughter?? LOL :)

[Clemenza]

Most UNDERRATED Love Songs:

1. "Sweet Jane" by the Velvet Underground: "Some people like to go out dancing, but other people like us we gotta work!"

2. "Louie, Louie" the Black Flag version, if only for this line: "Who needs love, when you've got a gun."

[Glenmerle]

I asked for "The Best of the Animals" for Christmas. My mother couldn't find it in the store, so she bought me "The Best of Herman's Hermits" instead.

LOL. Hey, six of one, half-dozen of the other, right?

[JesseJane]

*****snort! ******* lol

[mollynme]

What was that really awful song that went something like

Baby, baby fawwing in love

I'm fawwing in love again...

[msjhall]

Send In The Clowns

My favorite version was sung by Krusty.

[cspackler]

Now, suddenly, I've got something running thru my head...

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
Four hungry children and a crop in the fields.
I've had some bad times,
lived through some sad times,
but this time your hurtin' won't heal.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOLOL!!!

I LOVE that one. A real classic.

I haven't heard that one in quite a while.

Thanks for posting it! :^D

[MOgirl]

Hello,

I have not read all posts yet, so someone may have brought this up, but have you factored in "Seasons in the Sun"? Just wondering...


Glad to be here, MOgirl

[international american]

Unnngh

[Dan from Michigan]

"I don't wanna miss a thing" - Aerosmith. Puke.

Hard to believe that the band that gave us Walk This way, Rag Doll, Same ole Song and Dance, Big 10 inch record, and Toys in the attic has turned into Bon Jovi.

[mollynme]

Or

Ruuuuuuuuuuby

Don't take your love to town

[msjhall]

Ruby, don't take your love to town

Everyone considered him the coward of the county

[proud American in Canada]

"I'll counter your "Beth" with "angie" by the stones."

I fold. LOL!

[Dan from Michigan]

'I used to love her, but I had to kill her'

...and I can still hear her complain!

[Ramcat]

Me too.
But Judy Collins is actually pretty cool now.
Saw her a while back on Austin City Limits. She's doing alot of Western Folk stuff.