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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777

What is the most awesomely bad love song ever? The one that makes you cringe when you hear it, but you just can't turn it off. What love song makes you shake your head, roll your eyes, laugh, gag, shed a tear, or just punch something because it's so horrendously great that you love to hate it. Or is it vice versa? VH1 is counting down the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs....The kind of songs that might end a relationship rather than enhance it. You get the drift.

Join us as we count down and celebrate fantastically cheesy lyrics, the best and worst metaphors, awkward and confusing themes, and of course, those strange, misguided flukes from our favorite artists, while our team of experts help explain why we've deemed these songs so (un)worthy. We've been covering our ears, shutting off the radio, and running from the room screaming for too long. It's time to ban these songs to our awesomely bad Hall of F(Sh)ame!

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To: somerville

"You Light Up My Life" was sung by Debby Boone, not Debbie Gibson.

It was also a religious song.


181 posted on 03/02/2005 12:59:36 PM PST by DarthVader (John "Diarrhea of the Mouth" Kerry = Vile Smelling Excrement)
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To: ArcLight
Daydream Believer is a good song!

Yes it is! Written by former Kingston Trio member John Stewart.
182 posted on 03/02/2005 12:59:40 PM PST by Borges
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To: ArcLight

uh yeah. it was good. even Davey jones couldn't stand it. They had much better songs on their albums and on their anthology.


183 posted on 03/02/2005 12:59:46 PM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: msnimje
Puppy Love by Donnie Osmond


How about I am your long haired lover from Liverpool by his brother Jimmy.

184 posted on 03/02/2005 12:59:49 PM PST by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: snugs

"you're my pride and joy, et cetra"


185 posted on 03/02/2005 1:00:58 PM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Ramcat

"Chestnut Mare" by the Byrds


186 posted on 03/02/2005 1:00:59 PM PST by 230FMJ (...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
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To: All

Don't Get Hooked On Me
(Mac Davis)

Girl, you're gettin' that look in your eyes
And it's startin' to worry me
I ain't ready for no family ties
Nobody's gonna hurry me
Just keep it friendly, girl, 'cause
I don't wanna leave
Don't start clingin' to me, girl, 'cause
I can't breathe

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me

Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child
And it's warm where you're touchin' me
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile
You're seein' way too much in me
Girl, don't let your life get tangled up with mine
'Cause I'll just leave you
I can't take no clingin' vine

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me




187 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:06 PM PST by sully777 (It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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To: blue-duncan

Guess it's not really a love song, but I really do enjoy Mac Davis' "I'm Gonna Build Me A Bar In the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink"!! LOL


188 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:14 PM PST by Primetimedonna
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To: Rakkasan1

I would opt for a sharp number 2 pencil jammed in my ear before I'd voluntarily listen to 'Muskrat Love'......


189 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:17 PM PST by chief_bigfoot ("isn't THAT amazing?" - Ron Popiel)
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To: Mugwump

When you combine "Claire" with Gilbert O'Sullivan's previous "Alone Again, Naturally", an image emerges of someone with some very serious relationship problems.


190 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:21 PM PST by Sam the Sham
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To: ArcLight

hows about Creedence "suzy Q"


191 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:22 PM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: DarthVader
"You Light Up My Life" was sung by Debby Boone, not Debbie Gibson. It was also a religious song.

Dang straight. I pray to God I never hear it again!
192 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:27 PM PST by drjimmy
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To: cyborg

Bad music, LOLROFL, Muskrat Love PING!


193 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:46 PM PST by Petronski (Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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To: sully777

Cheesy a song as "Honey" is, it used to make me cry because my dad said it reminded him of his first wife.


194 posted on 03/02/2005 1:01:59 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: T'wit
Dancing Queen, by ABBA

IMHO one of best disco songs of all time and yes I was actually 17 at the time.

195 posted on 03/02/2005 1:02:03 PM PST by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
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To: ssaftler
But WHY

Because I grew up during those Sappy '70 - these are MY songs:) Thinking back to the popular songs of the day reminds me of England Dan and John Ford Coley - "I'd really love to see you tonight"

196 posted on 03/02/2005 1:02:04 PM PST by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: sully777

Did you know Mac Davis wrote that as a joke when someone told him he should record a song with a hook (a line that keeps getting repeated).


197 posted on 03/02/2005 1:02:35 PM PST by Primetimedonna
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To: bad company

You remember the one that was something about a horse getting lost. That was baaaad.

She ran calling wildfire?


Michael Martin Murphy


198 posted on 03/02/2005 1:02:46 PM PST by msjhall
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To: VRWCisme

I will never forgive him for inventing the just-got-kicked-in-the-nuts vocal style.


199 posted on 03/02/2005 1:02:56 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (End dependence on foreign oil- put a Slowpoke in your basement)
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To: Petronski
Wonder if I should chime in more, what with my known musical tastes?

Nah. :^)

200 posted on 03/02/2005 1:03:03 PM PST by TheBigB ("Send lawyers, guns and money; the s*it has hit the fan" ~Warren Zevon)
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