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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
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Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777
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To: reagandemo
So when you hear it, every now and then, you fall apart?
(ducks)
1,061
posted on
03/04/2005 10:48:21 AM PST
by
Starter
("What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?")
To: Starter
1,062
posted on
03/04/2005 10:58:22 AM PST
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: reagandemo
Total Eclipse of the Heart was another one of my brother's favorite targets:
"turn around/ fat thighs
every now and then/ they fall apart"
1,063
posted on
03/04/2005 3:11:07 PM PST
by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: sully777
Now I have to clean to coffee off of my monitor!
1,064
posted on
03/07/2005 4:59:23 AM PST
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: sully777
Captain & Tennille- "Muskrat Love"
Kenny Rogers & Dolly Pardon- "Islands In the Stream"
1,065
posted on
04/05/2005 9:52:28 AM PDT
by
Preachin'
(Keep the Kerry/Edwards tags on your cars so we can identify the root of your disease.)
To: Preachin'
How about Bigmouth?
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said Id like to smash every tooth
In your head
Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed
And now I know how joan of arc felt
Now I know how joan of arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her walkman started to melt
Oh ...
Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
In the human race
Oh, bigmouth, ha ha ... bigmouth, la
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
In the human race
And now I know how joan of arc felt
Now I know how joan of arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to a roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt
Eek !
Oh, bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
With the human race
Oh ...
Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
In the human race
And now I know how joan of arc felt
Now I know how joan of arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to a roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt
Oh !
Oh, bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
In the human race
Oh ...
Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
Ive got no right to take my place
In the human race
Oh ...
Bigmouth
1,066
posted on
04/05/2005 9:58:37 AM PDT
by
null and void
(innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...)
To: null and void
That sounds bad...
Another one for me is "2 out of 3 Ain't Bad" by Meatloaf.
Also, that song from the late seventies called "Fire". Elmer Fudd's version took it up a notch, though.
1,067
posted on
04/05/2005 10:05:07 AM PDT
by
Preachin'
(Keep the Kerry/Edwards tags on your cars so we can identify the root of your disease.)
To: sully777
Well..... how about "It wasn't God that made Honkytonk Angels"
1,068
posted on
04/05/2005 10:08:15 AM PDT
by
bert
(Peace is only halftime !)
To: sully777
1,068 posts and nobody remembers "Having My Baby" by Neil Sedaka? Does that mean that everyone else liked that miserable tune?
To: Preachin'
From The crazy world of Arthur Brown, IIRC...
1,070
posted on
04/05/2005 10:15:36 AM PDT
by
null and void
(innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...)
To: LisaMalia
Barry Manilow is gay??
To: Borges
Are any of these songs country? LOL
To: Non-Sequitur
NO!
1,073
posted on
04/05/2005 11:09:32 AM PDT
by
muggs
To: sully777
Well Clarence Carter obviously got over it, cause now he's "Strokin'"
I stroke it to the East
I stroke it to the West
I stroke it to the one
That I love the best.
1,074
posted on
04/05/2005 11:13:10 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: sully777
Decades ago, it was certainly "Blame it on the Bossa Nova," especially the oft-repeated, cringingly flat...uh..."blue note."
1,075
posted on
04/05/2005 11:17:27 AM PDT
by
PoorMuttly
("Out of the Bat-Cave and through the woods, to PoorMuttly's house we go"-Shakespeare, me pretty sure)
To: Political Junkie Too
"Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes
Basically, about a cheating guy who wants his "girl" to wait for him to finish sowing his wild oats.
-PJ"
What I hate most about this song is how much I like the tune. I start singing along when it comes on the radio and then remember what a skunk the guy is. <;)
To: GraceCoolidge
Another one like that is "Love the One You're With"
To: PleaseNoMore
Barry Manilow is gay??
I don't know if he notarized it official but according to VH1's Where Are They Now? Barry played piano for Bette Midler during her famous performances in the NYC gay bathhouses. Her nickname was Bathhouse Betty. VH1 did not mention his nickname but you can draw your own conclusions.
1,078
posted on
04/05/2005 11:47:13 AM PDT
by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: sully777
Blister in the Sun by the Violent Fems was quite the awesome romantic love song.
To: rudy45
Are any of these songs country? LOL
We saluted famous country songs as well, though VH1 concentrated on pop and rock.
I nominated Itty Bitty from Alan Jackson and others were keen on bilging songs from Kenny Rogers. I think they are in the 700's-onward posts.
1,080
posted on
04/05/2005 11:50:06 AM PDT
by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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