Intervention,UK style.Oooh! Them wacky Brits.
1 posted on
02/25/2005 10:17:25 PM PST by
ijcr
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To: ijcr
A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines. Bath magistrates granted an anti-social behaviour order (Asbo) against Kim Sutton from Odd Down A suicidal woman from ODD down in BATH has been banned from jumping in rivers.
OOOOKKKKKKAAAYYYY
2 posted on
02/25/2005 10:19:49 PM PST by
GeronL
(Bush on the PRESS "They just float sewer out there.")
To: ijcr
How about we get her a job cleaning out Cyanide pipelines without any kind of respiratory gear? ;)
To: ijcr
Just permanently install a flotation device on her and don't worry about her again.
To: ijcr
If you try to kill yourself we'll shoot you.
5 posted on
02/25/2005 10:27:12 PM PST by
Mike Darancette
(MESOCONS FOR RICE '08)
To: ijcr
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A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines.bwahahahaha!!!!...OH!...STOP!...HAHAHA!
"Ms. Sutton, we have no choice as court and magistrate but to ban you from trying to commit suicide, repeatedly, on our common causeways. Now you listen here, you crazed little tart! The next time you force appropriated funds from the Commonwealth to pull your buns from imminent death, we will ban you from listening to the BBC and any Benny Hill reruns that may come about. We are serious in this matter, and if you long for the fijords that badly, we the court, recommend you purchase an airline ticket from your well padded government health insurance account and fly straight out of this country and fly to your beyond.!"
FMCDH(BITS)
6 posted on
02/25/2005 10:32:53 PM PST by
nothingnew
(There are two kinds of people; Decent and indecent.)
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A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines.And there it is! Banning, a fate worse than death.
9 posted on
02/25/2005 10:45:35 PM PST by
dighton
To: ijcr
They should enforce the order on pain of death. That'll teach her.
12 posted on
02/25/2005 11:05:29 PM PST by
jz638
To: ijcr
England better ban water quick.
To: ijcr
Stop I say! Or I shall say 'stop' again! |
14 posted on
02/25/2005 11:09:48 PM PST by
Nick Danger
(Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres)
To: ijcr
Meanwhile in Florida USA a woman who most likely wants to live and be treated is to be slowly staved to death by her husband simply because he hired a "hit" lawyer.,
16 posted on
02/25/2005 11:54:52 PM PST by
fella
To: ijcr
From a letter by Nicholas Ogarev, the Russian poet living in London, around 1860:
"A man was hanged who had cut his throat, but who had been brought back to life. They hanged him for suicide. The doctor had warned them that it was impossible to hang him as the throat would burst open and he would breathe through the aperture. They did not listen to his advice and hanged their man.
The wound in the neck immediately opened and the man came back to life again although he was hanged. It took time to convoke the aldermen to decide the question of what was to be done. At length the aldermen assembled and bound up the neck below the wound until he died. Oh my Mary [Sutherland], what a crazy society and what a stupid civilization."
Stupid "civilization," indeed. At least a person's property is no longer forfeit for suicide.
19 posted on
02/26/2005 12:11:07 AM PST by
Gondring
(They can have my Bill of Rights when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!)
To: ijcr
And I thought going swimming within 30 minutes after eating a sandwich was dangerous...
To: ijcr
This is actually very effective. If she now violates the terms of the order, they can drag her soggy butt into court and slap her with an order not to violate the order.
21 posted on
02/26/2005 12:23:39 AM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
To: ijcr
22 posted on
02/26/2005 12:48:14 AM PST by
thegreatbeast
(Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
To: ijcr
I'm sure the ban will stop her next time......
23 posted on
02/26/2005 2:22:57 AM PST by
Route101
To: ijcr
Sutton could be jailed for breaking the order.Could she get the death penalty?
Mark
24 posted on
02/26/2005 2:42:36 AM PST by
MarkL
(That which does not kill me, has made the last mistake it will ever make!)
To: ijcr
Here, Kim.
Let me help.
Have a brick.
On second thought, maybe the Judgr needs the brick ...
... up alongside the head!
25 posted on
02/26/2005 4:55:40 AM PST by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional.)
To: ijcr
Why, its a restraining order. We know how well they work.
To: ijcr
A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines. The 23-year-old was rescued three times from the River Avon in Bath last year after trying to take her life. Hey babe.
Here ya go.
29 posted on
02/26/2005 5:46:07 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
To: ijcr
Oh, well, that will stop her...a court order.
32 posted on
02/26/2005 8:02:01 AM PST by
wimpycat
(As God is my witness, I'll never be "outraged" again!)
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