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"A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines.

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"Ms. Sutton, we have no choice as court and magistrate but to ban you from trying to commit suicide, repeatedly, on our common causeways. Now you listen here, you crazed little tart! The next time you force appropriated funds from the Commonwealth to pull your buns from imminent death, we will ban you from listening to the BBC and any Benny Hill reruns that may come about. We are serious in this matter, and if you long for the fijords that badly, we the court, recommend you purchase an airline ticket from your well padded government health insurance account and fly straight out of this country and fly to your beyond.!"

FMCDH(BITS)