[ijcr]

Intervention,UK style.Oooh! Them wacky Brits.

[GeronL]

A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines. Bath magistrates granted an anti-social behaviour order (Asbo) against Kim Sutton from Odd Down

A suicidal woman from ODD down in BATH has been banned from jumping in rivers.

OOOOKKKKKKAAAYYYY

[1FASTGLOCK45]

How about we get her a job cleaning out Cyanide pipelines without any kind of respiratory gear? ;)

[Larry Lucido]

Just permanently install a flotation device on her and don't worry about her again.

[Mike Darancette]

If you try to kill yourself we'll shoot you.

[nothingnew]

"A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines.

bwahahahaha!!!!...OH!...STOP!...HAHAHA!

"Ms. Sutton, we have no choice as court and magistrate but to ban you from trying to commit suicide, repeatedly, on our common causeways. Now you listen here, you crazed little tart! The next time you force appropriated funds from the Commonwealth to pull your buns from imminent death, we will ban you from listening to the BBC and any Benny Hill reruns that may come about. We are serious in this matter, and if you long for the fijords that badly, we the court, recommend you purchase an airline ticket from your well padded government health insurance account and fly straight out of this country and fly to your beyond.!"

FMCDH(BITS)

[dighton]

A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines.

And there it is! Banning, a fate worse than death.

[jz638]

They should enforce the order on pain of death. That'll teach her.

[SigPro2340]

England better ban water quick.

[Nick Danger]

Stop I say! Or I shall say 'stop' again!

[fella]

Meanwhile in Florida USA a woman who most likely wants to live and be treated is to be slowly staved to death by her husband simply because he hired a "hit" lawyer.,

[Gondring]

From a letter by Nicholas Ogarev, the Russian poet living in London, around 1860:

"A man was hanged who had cut his throat, but who had been brought back to life. They hanged him for suicide. The doctor had warned them that it was impossible to hang him as the throat would burst open and he would breathe through the aperture. They did not listen to his advice and hanged their man.

The wound in the neck immediately opened and the man came back to life again although he was hanged. It took time to convoke the aldermen to decide the question of what was to be done. At length the aldermen assembled and bound up the neck below the wound until he died. Oh my Mary [Sutherland], what a crazy society and what a stupid civilization."

Stupid "civilization," indeed. At least a person's property is no longer forfeit for suicide.

[snarks_when_bored]

And I thought going swimming within 30 minutes after eating a sandwich was dangerous...

[ApplegateRanch]

This is actually very effective. If she now violates the terms of the order, they can drag her soggy butt into court and slap her with an order not to violate the order.

[thegreatbeast]

Silliness.

[Route101]

I'm sure the ban will stop her next time......

[MarkL]

Sutton could be jailed for breaking the order.

Could she get the death penalty?

Mark

[brityank]

Here, Kim.


Let me help.


Have a brick.




On second thought, maybe the Judgr needs the brick ...


... up alongside the head!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Why, its a restraining order. We know how well they work.

[Lazamataz]

A woman who has attempted suicide four times has been banned from jumping into rivers, canals or onto railway lines. The 23-year-old was rescued three times from the River Avon in Bath last year after trying to take her life.

Hey babe.

Here ya go.

[wimpycat]

Oh, well, that will stop her...a court order.