Navy to Commission Attack Submarine Jimmy Carter

Navy Newsstand ^ | 2/15/05

[Clintonfatigued]

Naming a military craft after Jimmy Carter is like naming a church after Bill Clinton.

[Squantos]

Great...a one man crew, shaped funny that can't go deep !

[exnavy]

I was on active duty, in the navy, under this bozo. He ran the navy into the ground, to name any military vessel after the jerk is an insult to all who served.

[editor-surveyor]

"The Navy is also announcing a new weapons system for deployment on the Carter: Subsurface Malaise Drone.
It circles endlessly in a state of depressing resignation, hoping to find a soft spot to lay down and cry."

ROTFLMAOWCTD !!

You gotta stop, I cant take it any more, my belly is aching from laughing!

[EricT.]

You should find another church. Any minister that thinks Jimmah was a great president is too stupid to properly understand scripture.

[RSmithOpt]

Exactly what I was thinking.....would that be Pink Wabbit Pink?

[EricT.]

This sub might be aptly named. It cost this country way too much money.

[RSmithOpt]

Excellant!!! Would that be of the new variety of 'sub-n-nuts'?

[Bald Eagle777]

Garbage barge out of NY! I laughed out loud. This thread has some really funny material on it. Whoever came up with the crackpot idea of naming a sub after Carter either has a good sense of humor or was just plain "asking for it."

Is this the new Carter boat? Could it be ???

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/china/slbm/type_94.htm

[Bald Eagle777]

I think this might be it!

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/china/slbm/type_94.htm

[katana]

Believe me, if it weren't for the fact that we (meaning especially my wife and our kids) have a lot of very good relationships with other members we would.

On doctrinal, scriptural, and other items within the perview of church matters I don't have a great problem with the minister and his views. I've just chalked it up to the fact that nobody (including in spades myself) is perfect. But I have expressed the same opinion that you stated to my wife and friends in the church, namely do we want to take religious guidance from someone who is demonstrably (at least in one area) a flaming moron.

It's an evolving issue, but at least lately he's lightened up quite a bit on including anything political in his sermons or other comments. I have an expressive face and when angry I tend to look like someone about to go postal. It's genetic. My dad had the same "problem", although in his case he had the history to back it up. Maybe, especially before November 2, his seeing me sitting in front of the pulpit with a couple veins and muscle groups rhythmically flexing gave him pause.

I do have to confess, sinful though it may be, to enjoying having the "you really don't want to f*** with that guy" effect on certain individuals.

[Bald Eagle777]

He did a pretty good job of laying the foundation for the Great Panama Canal Giveaway.

Good God, I hope we don't need the Canal in a real jam some day. We would have to re-take it by force, which would be completey avoidable had we not given away the Canal in the first place ! ARGGH.

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[editor-surveyor]

"When the minister expressed his opinion that a) GWB is an idiot and b) Carter was the best president in his lifetime I almost lost my lunch."

You need to find a real church! Freeper xzins is a Pastor in Ohio; you ought to give him a freep mail ;o)

[LibWhacker]

What I want to know is which genius at the Pentagon proposed that we name one of our submarines after that traitorous disgrace of a president? He should be fired. I wouldn't name a latrine after Carter.