Posted on 02/10/2005 10:39:10 AM PST by freedom44
You could probably get a pass on that one.
You looking to get shot?
And we wonder why they've been ruled by dictators all these centuries? They have to be told everything.
Same here. Amazing.
You missed one:
64. Evacuation is unlawful in four places. First, in dead-end alleys. Second, on the property of a person who has not given his permission. Third, in a place assigned to a specific group of people, such as some schools. Fourth, over the graves of the faithful, if it would be considered disrespectful.
Going potty is unlawful in just 4 places, but lawful everywhere else?
Explains a lot.
But is using a Water-Pick kosher?
islam is not a religion, in any sense of the word. Rather, it is a political system of total control over every aspect of its mindless, robotic adherents' lives. islam encourages and breeds hatred, terrorism and murder. I know of no other modern religion which does that. islam is all about women-chattelling, boy-buggering, ritual killing, beheading, rape, lying, female mutilation, martyrdom, poverty and complete submission or death. muslims are subhuman filth.
I guess you would ask. Or maybe it's nothing they hide, everybody knows who is doing what to which donkeys.
Where's that barf bag?
Looks like a matter of interior disposition. Is it possible to do this with respect? Or have others not consider it disrespectful?
Sell shrubberies.
Ping.
>>2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal.
I should have known better than to read this wile eating a sandwich!!!!!
This is especially bizarre, and I'm trying to figure out what it references, but then again maybe I really don't want to know.
2,874. It is not unlawful to introduce a man's semen into the uterus of his wife with devices such as suction cups.
gol dang - there goes my plans for supper tonight
As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement.
Perhaps the lands occupied by Muslims wouldn't be deserts if this Jewish rule had been adopted.
exactly
and the five times per day arse in the air is to keep them programed
Okay, we've apparently established that farming grain and dealing in real estate is out. Peeling fruit is out. Having unnatural relations with camels and donkeys is in. Defecating on graves is in.
And they want ME to convert to this nutball religion?
But, only if they are arranged in a path.
Rule 2,631 ...I'm afraid to ask.
"God of the World???"
According to the Bible, the god of this world is Satan.
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