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Posted on 02/02/2005 8:21:00 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island
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To: Kate of Spice Island
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:44:19 AM PST
by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: Kate of Spice Island
22
posted on
02/02/2005 8:46:46 AM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, Dam!)
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To: Kate of Spice Island
WE'RE TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Fierce Allegiance
Any relation to the guy I went to college with named "Sheep F@&ker"?
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:48:16 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Richard Nixon)
To: add925
"There are NO infidel action dolls in Iraq!"
26
posted on
02/02/2005 8:48:31 AM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, Dam!)
To: OXENinFLA
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27
posted on
02/02/2005 8:49:13 AM PST
by
michigander
(The Constitution only guarantees the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
To: Kate of Spice Island
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:53:04 AM PST
by
Egon
(Government is a guard-dog to be fed, not a cow to be milked.)
To: WhiteGuy
Not Charley McCarthy...nooooooo!
To: Born Conservative
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:53:26 AM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, Dam!)
To: InvisibleChurch
Are'nt those people from Indonesia in the pic?
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:53:54 AM PST
by
KC_Conspirator
(This space outsourced to India)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Can't we send Barney over instead and drive them nuts!!
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:55:13 AM PST
by
WestCoastGal
(Daytona 500 ~ 18 days! 11 days to the Shootout ~~Sr "If you can't take the speed get off the track")
To: najida
If they're stupid enough to take Bugs Bunny, then it's all over for them.
"Of course you know this means war."
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:55:32 AM PST
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Rescue operations have commenced:
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:55:41 AM PST
by
Kate of Spice Island
(This tagline has been brought to you by Mr. Bungholio and his twirling f a r t knockers.)
To: OXENinFLA
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:56:13 AM PST
by
investigateworld
(Babies= A sure sign He hasn't given up on mankind!)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Oil for Elmo! ...
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:56:22 AM PST
by
maggief
To: Kate of Spice Island
Were his batteries included?
37
posted on
02/02/2005 8:56:45 AM PST
by
Marauder
(... shall NOT be infringed. Now do you get it?)
To: Kate of Spice Island
38
posted on
02/02/2005 8:57:48 AM PST
by
Republican Red
(DU: ''Reality sucks. That's the problem. We want another reality.'')
To: freepertoo
It gets worse, they have his girlfriend too!!
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:57:48 AM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, Dam!)
To: najida
You have a cute homepage!
Yes, they have already taken a Cabbage Patch baby that looked like my Christine.
Sad. Just sad! I looked for fear it was her. But alas!
She is still in the closet!
Oh my..... I don't want Beanie Babies to get got!
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posted on
02/02/2005 8:58:10 AM PST
by
LadyPilgrim
(Sealed my pardon with His Blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
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