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Special Forces Sent in to Rescue 'Soldier'
Posted on 02/01/2005 1:16:32 PM PST by GulliverSwift
Edited on 02/01/2005 1:18:57 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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(AP) Washington-- Today the Pentagon sent the special
forces unit Team America: World Police to Iraq to rescue
an American G.I. who has been captured by terrorists. The
family of Mr. Joe hope the mission will be succeed.
"I hope they're successful," said G.I. Jane, wife of the captured soldier.
"I wish he could come home right now so we can play with
Tommy when he gets home from school."
The elite Team America, rumored to be based at Mount
Rushmore, is apparently well equipped to handle hostage
situations and is rumored to have resolved numerous international
situations-- although the Pentagon still denies its existence.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: desperate; hostages; idiots; iraq; johnadam; rescue; teamamerica; terrorists
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To: Finalapproach29er
Dude, get a grip. We're making light of the fact that a bunch of moron "insurgents" took a picture of a GI JOE doll and tried to pass it off as a real US soldier.
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:22:12 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
To: GulliverSwift
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:22:26 PM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Richard Nixon)
To: Finalapproach29er
What's wrong with ridiculing an America-hating media?
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:22:34 PM PST
by
Sloth
(Al Franken is a racist.)
To: GulliverSwift
Ooooh! Now I'm pissed!
(/sarcasm)
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:22:40 PM PST
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Finalapproach29er
Take a pill Cocheese. Nothing to get yur undies in a wad about.
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:22:50 PM PST
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: GulliverSwift
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:23:48 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Question to Liberals .. When did supporting and defending Freedom become a bad thing??)
To: DaveLoneRanger
If we can't make fun of the terrorists, then the terrorists have won.
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:24:01 PM PST
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: Clemenza
OK, who gave the jihadists Monty Python videos?
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:24:11 PM PST
by
tracer
To: GulliverSwift
.........."rumored to be based at Mount Rushmore".........
Yep. They're here. Saw them this morning while I was out with "My Little Pony".
Rushmore Rocks
To: Finalapproach29er
To: tracer
ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:24:40 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
To: Finalapproach29er
Uhh, you do realize that it's not a REAL soldier, don't you?
To: GulliverSwift
Time to save the Mother truckin day!
To: Brian328i
Someone should get this M. Moore picture and put him with a hostage background. Another doll taken hostage. Of course, it's evil for Muslims to touch pork.
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:25:03 PM PST
by
GulliverSwift
(Dukakis + Gore = Kerry)
To: GatorGirl
Sure it's a real soldier, I've got the picture as proof:
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:25:31 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Finalapproach29er
wow. Someone crap in yer pancakes?
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:25:43 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Naked Mole Rats. Find them. Squish them. Bake them. Feel the crunch.)
To: Finalapproach29er
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:26:08 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: GulliverSwift
ROFLMAO! You all are just to funny.
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:26:12 PM PST
by
Lovergirl
(Terri is not in a coma. She lives. www.terrisfight.org)
To: GulliverSwift
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:26:23 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(john f'n kerry-the original 'million dollar baby'.)
To: GulliverSwift
I feel I must add my voice to the chorus of "Durka Durka!!!!"
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:27:40 PM PST
by
Puddleglum
(Thank God the Boston blowhard lost)
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