Hillary Clinton Collapses - Amherst, NY

Fox News

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Breaking on FNC

[purpleland]

"Sorry, but she must've leaned too far right."

A fair diagnosis...

[NormsRevenge]

She's probably gonna get a couple of IVs going and fluids pumped in her.

It'll take more than a little bug to keep her away from a podium.

[mountaineer]

Lest we forget:

.... Both Madonna and Hillary have made a lot of stops that women understand. Madonna, who was born Catholic, now seeks meaning in the Jewish mysticism of the Kabala, and has even taken a Jewish name, Esther. Hillary never abandoned the Methodist social gospel, and now she's making noises that fall lightly on the ears of the evangelical swing voters who were turned off by John Kerry's tinny attempt to talk about "values."

Madonna continues to surprise us, but Hillary's reinventions shouldn't surprise us at all. She's on a trip, guided by the road map first used by her husband. She's working at looking "moderate," and learning to feel the pain of others. ...

Reinventing Hillary Clinton, by Suzanne Fields, Washington Times.

[Tensgrrl]

Now I really am "deeply saddened"!

[Dog]

Hey you trying to get me banned....stop pinging me to this thread....:-)

I might say something wrong/bad.

[bmwcyle]

I think of the travel office people who were handcuffed and thrown in the back of a white van. They did nothing wrong but ended up working for that witch.

[bray]

How wierd is it that her Election Law Attorney commits Suicide on Friday and now she collapses??? Prayers that she is ok.

Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighting Troops

[Admin Moderator]

From this point on, make a comment I have to remove, expect to get sent on a short vacation.

[Tatze]

There were no immediate details on whether she was remained conscious.

She hasnt been conscious for the past 4 years. Why should she start now?

[Kewz1]

I have to say I'm amazed at the amount of peole wishing her well. My first reposnse was "Yes!" Mercy's never been one of my strong points.

[Holicheese]

I heard they have flown her directly to Cuba because their health care system is so much better than ours!

[CedarDave]

With the size of her self importance--

-- I wouldn't want to be one of her nursing staff.

[rabidralph]

Ink poisoning

[Touch]

You are so absolutely wrong. There is a difference between good and evil, you know.

[cubreporter]

I think we should all rise above the jokes. We are better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am praying for her recovery.

[steveegg]

Notice that Velveeta DIDN'T say which way he was praying. ;^)

As long as the prayers included an immediate retirement from politics, I'm in.

[funkywbr]

Illary struck down by GOD, how friggn COOL IS THAT!~}

[BCrago66]

Nobody cares about you, so who are you saying sorry to?

[hellinahandcart]

Update: She apparently felt weak after some sort of stomach virus. She had been scheduled to speak at the Catholic College later today and there were several hundred protesters waiting for her.

Must be the dreaded Yellow Gut Virus. I think she no longer wants to speak at Canisius College.

I think it's safe to resume joking about this now. Seriously.

[1Old Pro]

She's going ahead with her speech. Wonder what that was all a bout

It's the stomach flu. She went to the can and is now fine.