Posted on 01/25/2005 3:45:35 AM PST by Liz
A Long Island woman busted for allegedly turning her hot-dog truck into a hooker wagon claims she was just trying to move more wieners when she offered to flash her breasts at an undercover cop.
"I was really selling hot dogs, but I was showing a little bit up here," Scalia said, gesturing to her chest with a grin — "to sell more hot dogs."
Scalia said the undercover .... cop came to her hot-dog stand on Sunrise Highway in Baldwin last month and ordered three hot dogs with mustard and onions for $4.50.
She said she gave the officer her "Body Talk Enterprises — Double Delicious" business card for the striptease and "erotic oil massage" service she operates with her co-defendant Skorge.
"This guy came back with a stack of cash — we thought we hit the lotto," Scalia said.
.....the undercover cop bought hot dogs for several days, discussed the striptease business and then came back to the hot-dog wagon and declared, "I want to f- - - you."
"I said, 'I ain't going to f- - - you, but I'll show you my t- -s,' " Scalia said. "We were just kidding around.
"What do you want? It was a bad hot-dog day. I sold maybe $5 worth of hot dogs that day.
"I mean, what's wrong with indecent exposure?" Scalia joked. "Showing your chest — how could that be prostitution?"
Scalia, a mother of four, said in order to improve business, she wears a zippered sweater and exposes her cleavage to lone male customers.
"I zip up when I see kids," she added.
Both the women added they were angry with a local police official who said the saucy photos on their business card looked like their heads pasted onto other women's voluptuous bodies.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Why don't we ever get fun stuff like this in Ohio?
Nothing wrong with a good belly laugh. That business card takes the biscuit...handing that out and then using the bad sausage turnover as a reason for showing some cleavage...the inconsistencies make for a nice joke to go with a cool beer...
A mother of 4 who is flashing herself is still vain.
Amazing.
Why not move to Fun City, to get all the extras with your dog?
Good point....I hope the deliciousness of the dogs gets brought up in court.
"..in order to improve business, she wears a zippered sweater and exposes her cleavage to lone male customers".
True, but we do know that lots of guys ordered them wih relish.
Another dangerous felon apprehended.
I wonder what this cost in taxpayer dollars.
I hate myself for saying this..but it obviously wasn't a "kosher" hot dog..
Is it too late in the thread to make a joke about buns?
Not likely...............
At least here, when it snows, we have place to put it....................
Yeah, that caper sure didn't get rabbinical approval.
Nah, go ahead.......
From an earlier article:
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/38293.htm
After the brief court appearance yesterday, Skorge hurled obscenities at a reporter and declared, "Your mother's a whore!"
"Actually, that's what you are charged with," the reporter replied.
Great, because for a moment there I thought I would have to hurry to catsup...
Flash her boobs to move weiners? Why didn't she just offer extra relish?
Man, I love a post with a lotta relish.
You don't have Hillary Clinton or Chuck Schumer, either.
I'd be glad to trade you two Senators and a hot dog vendor. [I'll even throw in a Sharpton].
What would you trade in return?
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