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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

I like the one about, "If you ever had your nipple bitten off......... by a beaver. You might be a redneck..."


61 posted on 01/24/2005 6:46:36 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: pickemuphere
do the image search for overloaded car.


62 posted on 01/24/2005 6:47:29 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
A real redneck can name the track they are racing at in the hairy-back-Earnhart-fan picture. I can, But I ain't a redneck.

It's Bristol, but I ain't a redneck neither.

 

63 posted on 01/24/2005 6:49:35 AM PST by tj_2004
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To: TexasCowboy
Redneck Doorbell


64 posted on 01/24/2005 6:50:34 AM PST by mommadooo3
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To: TexasCowboy

That was an absolute scream! Reminds me of home. I actually saw a school bus once with a Volkswagen van welded to the top as a bedroom. Very inventive.


65 posted on 01/24/2005 6:51:18 AM PST by dljordan
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To: martin_fierro

Damn! She trashed his Bass boat!


66 posted on 01/24/2005 6:52:28 AM PST by dljordan
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

31)You Crack Lobster with Channel Locks, I generally use the fat end of a crescent wrench.


67 posted on 01/24/2005 6:53:05 AM PST by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Ahhh, there it is..! You've made my day.


68 posted on 01/24/2005 6:53:49 AM PST by pickemuphere
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Oh my! I didn't know there was anyone nearby with a camera!


69 posted on 01/24/2005 6:55:33 AM PST by najida (Some days you beat the dragon, and some days you change your tag line so you beat the Dragon.)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican; TexasCowboy
ImProudToBeAnAmerican wrote: 30 things you will never hear a southern boy say...
...
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."

Here's a confounding puzzle which might be solved with Redneck Sensibility.

70 posted on 01/24/2005 6:56:41 AM PST by bd476 (God Bless those in harm's way and bring peace to those who have lost loved ones today.)
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To: TexasCowboy
Man, I needed a good laugh today.

The furnace backfired or something and spewed oily soot all over the basement and some got upstairs too. Damn near impossible to clean.

Here's a link for further enjoyment.

Great Mobile Homes Of Mississippi

71 posted on 01/24/2005 6:57:22 AM PST by NEPA
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To: nuffsenuff

"The family photo is a joke..." Have you ever been to East Texas around Longview, Tyler? Go to Walmarts there; you will see the spitting image.


72 posted on 01/24/2005 6:57:42 AM PST by DooDahhhh
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To: mommadooo3

That's so wrong. LOL



At least the doorbell button isn't red.


73 posted on 01/24/2005 6:58:04 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

Can I claim honorary neo-redneck status if my working computer sits on top of my non-working computer?

74 posted on 01/24/2005 6:59:22 AM PST by thoughtomator (Meet the new Abbas, same as the old Abbas)
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To: TexasCowboy

Those were great. Thanks.


75 posted on 01/24/2005 6:59:35 AM PST by wizr (Freedom ain't free.)
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To: thoughtomator

You have high tech redneck status.


76 posted on 01/24/2005 7:00:44 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: tj_2004

Good call!


77 posted on 01/24/2005 7:01:49 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TexasCowboy

No offence taken (speaking only for myself). Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy redneck is now something to be proud of. Besides, they dominate in the Red States.


78 posted on 01/24/2005 7:03:06 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: nuffsenuff

Most of my friends look like that.


79 posted on 01/24/2005 7:05:37 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: TexasCowboy; TexConfederate1861; katnip
Thanks. We do know exactly how much hay we can get into every vehicle we own.
80 posted on 01/24/2005 7:05:46 AM PST by MarMema
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