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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
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Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
"This is NOT true. So many of us served in the Army in Europe we grew fond of Heineken."
You are right. I know that I personally put two of the Heineken children through medical school plus I helped pay that ransom. I used to love that "Mean Green" beer.
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:12:28 PM PST
by
OldEagle
(Haven't been wrong since 1947, except about Hillary.)
To: Between the Lines
I haven't the slightest idea!
I don't even know how you list topics!
Heck, I'm Texan, and I'm a redneck!
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:12:46 PM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: Texas Termite; 1riot1ranger; Action-America; AfghanAirShow; aglax; Allegra; American72; ...
This ain't exactly redneck stuff, but this is a once in a lifetime picture.
The South Texas Snowstorm of 2004 as seen from outer space:
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:19:07 PM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: MeekOneGOP
I've got a theory that somewhere there's a guy about seventy years old that looks like he's thirteen, and he goes to every junior high school in the country telling jokes just like this.
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:24:39 PM PST
by
Richard Kimball
(We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men are ready to do violence on our behalf)
To: TexasCowboy
It wasn't quite that impressive when I flew over that area a couple of days later on December on December 26, but it was still quite a sight to behold.
To: All
from an email
Black Boxes in Pickups
>
>The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
>
>They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were "Oh, SH*T!"
>
>Only the states of South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Florida and Mississippi were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer .... watch this!"
To: TexasCowboy
I feel so sorry for that little boy...
So know you're letting all the neighbors know the "smoking lamp is lit"?
Ebro, Alabama. Dogtrack gambling anyone?
Big deal... Miss VC can do that...and she's not fat.
To: EmilyGeiger
just be glad it wasn't his wife with the shaved # on her back!!!!
you might be a redneck if..........your daydreams of winning the lottery includes buying a new doublewide (for yourself)!!!!!!!!!!!
To: TexasCowboy
Don't go malignin' rednecks!
We have the better vehicles and the most ammo.
Don't go malignin' rednecks. ;-)
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:44:15 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(And who knows what else?)
To: Vigilantcitizen
"I feel so sorry for that little boy..." I thought it was a little girl!
Either way, he/she has got a good lookin' redneck momma!
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:44:57 PM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: humblegunner
"Don't go malignin' rednecks. ;-)" I'd kinda be malignin' myself, now, wouldn't I?
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:48:03 PM PST
by
TexasCowboy
(Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
To: TexasCowboy
I'd kinda be malignin' myself, now, wouldn't I? Well, I've seen good folks go all bonky before... you never know! ;-)
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:51:19 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(And who knows what else?)
To: TexasCowboy
In about 6 months we are having a Redneck Neighborhood Party, we are closing off the street and everyone has to dress up, we are ordering about 100 Pink Flamingo's, should be fun, I will dress like Randy Quaid in Vacation.
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posted on
01/24/2005 4:52:25 PM PST
by
cmsgop
( Proud Member of The Western and Zionist Capitalists Club.)
To: TexasCowboy
To anyone who doubts that Homo erectus genes aren't still in the gene pool, I submit photo #12 as evidence that they are.
I remember being on a commuter bus one time and seeing this one dude who had masses of dark black hair emanating from his dress shirt cuffs.
To: AmericanInTokyo
No there is no distinction between the two. You are confusing Redneck with good ol' boy. GWB is a good ol' boy not a redneck. Good ol' boys are smart self confident individuals who don't need to put on airs and enjoy the simple things in life. That's why Bush drives the libs crazy. He is not the dumba$$ redneck they think he is.
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posted on
01/24/2005 5:00:57 PM PST
by
armymarinedad
(Proud father of death from above)
To: TexasCowboy
I am guilty of having to bungee-cord trunks, hoods, and doors closed. :)
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posted on
01/24/2005 5:09:15 PM PST
by
Liberal Classic
(No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
To: TexasCowboy; Squantos
Where were you standing when you took that pic??
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posted on
01/24/2005 5:37:02 PM PST
by
Eaker
("I am a Scientist ............... and that was fast for me.")
To: TexasCowboy
#254. Wow. Everything really IS big in Texas!
To: TexasCowboy
Ughhhh. Err, no comments.
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posted on
01/24/2005 5:49:09 PM PST
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY to 2008 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
To: eyespysomething
The only reason I woldn't want one of those is because if i need that much fire power, I want some shielding.
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