Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[TheBigB]

Well you've gotta be crazy, baby...to want a guy like me...yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind....craaaaazyyyy....

[agrace]

LOL! I'll never forget their album cover with the red leather-clad butt - I bought it in junior high and my mom made me return it immediately.

By the way, I actually really like Journey too. :)

[TheBigB]

I had that tape. :^)

[rwfromkansas]

oh, so this is why he has Freeper names by some of the women. :)

[rwfromkansas]

yeah, I finally saw where that came in. Funny stuff.

[TheBigB]

Let's see if some of the lovely ladies want to compare and contrast. :^)

[cyborg]

Looks like a girl's bumbum on the right.

[Titan Magroyne]

Mah HERO! *purr*

[TheBigB]

JUST going by the hairy arm, I always thought it was Mike Reno.

[TheBigB]

Most happy to help, ma'am! < tips hat gallantly >

[ArGee]

I'm beginning to wonder whether we're sick, future metal band material, or ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stuck in the Friday Silliness Thread

Shalom.

[ArGee]

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."

Few people know this, but the reason the Edmund Fitzgerald actually sank was because the pilot got bored to sleep by that song and hit a rock.

Sad.

Shalom.

[TheBigB]

So he originally crashed while listening to a song about how...he crashed?

Twilight Zone, man...

[uglybiker]

I can understand why they were offended by the pictures of the women on your page. The site of an attractive woman is probably very confusing, after years of being around those smelly, unshaven pigs they refer to as women.

Hey! They shave!
(as much as they can reach)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Yes it was...I haven't heard anything new from Greg...

[ArGee]

By the way, I want to state for the record that the only reason I come to the Friday Silliness Threads is for the textual posts. I like to read the textual posts.

Just in case someone was wondering.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

I think you just made my point in 534.

That was inhuman.

Shalom.

[TheBigB]

I never thought otherwise. :^)

[Getsmart64]

"How about the AC/DC and Fog Hat tour?"

Billy Squire, Pat Travers, REO, and Foghat....Orange Bowl..Miami 1980...damn!

[retrokitten]

If it is she needs to wax her arms and get her nails done.