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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[ArGee]

The name of the band: Pretty Little Murdering Schoolgirls.

Platinum! Pure Platinum! I get goosbumps.

First album title?

"Bloodstains from Hell"

But I just can't go out with him tonight
Cause I got to deal with these
Bloodstains from Hell, Oh
Bloodstains from Hell, Oh
Bloodsains from Hell!

Shalom.

[ArGee]

LOL I like those!

I was hoping some brilliant FReepers could contribute some more.

Shalom.

[Lazamataz]

< slowly backing away from the keyboard >

< Taps your shoulder from behind >

[labowski]

Want to go bowling?

[ArGee]

Er, that last line should have been "Bloodstains" not "Bloodsains."

Shalom.

[TheBigB]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh, Laz, it's you. *whew*

Say, what's that you're holding behind your back, there...

[Lazamataz]

"Bloodstains from Hell"

The Discograpy:

1. Mommy, My Knife Is SOOO Dull
2. Hells Homework
3. Playmates Play Better Dead
4. What's Buried In The Sandbox
5. Bloodstains From Hell
6. Don't Cry Out, They'll Hear
7. Manicures and Red Red Blood

[Miss Behave]

THANK YOU, O BIG ONE. Bowling you say? ANY time.... LOL.

[VRWCmember]

Do you happen to remember a band called "Bloodrock"? They were a 70s band rather than 80s. I'm not sure if they were well-known or not, but they had one relatively big hit (at least in the DFW market) titled "DOA".

[norton]

OK, I've finally got to the temporary last post:
A) Feeling very old
B) Finally counted up to five bands I knew/liked
C) Must add Dr, Hook, Tom Petty
D) Tip of hat to Huey Lewis, my favorite ever concert
E) Obligatory bow to Rhonda but devastated at that Larry King stuff! (was that true??)
F) (I actually DID go to see Eurithmics live - only time I ever got in a fight at a concert. (It stank)
G) Please add me to ping list, I might as well be able to laugh about it.

[labowski]

Can't have you bowling with wet toenails now can we....: )

[Miss Behave]

I see an x-box. You see wet toenails? Hmmmmm. LOL.

[Dan from Michigan]

The one where I was profiled as "most annoying screen name" or something like that

Damn. I never get recognized there. Worst that was said about me was a snide remark about how my county (then mentioned me) was militia land and fascist or some other BS.

[rwfromkansas]

Sir, your Freeper homepage rocks.

I especially love the Allison Mack pic...she and the other girl character are why I watch Smallville...lol.

And Lindsay Lohan is great....

What is up with assigning Freeper names to some of the folks?

[TheBigB]

You'll need to read through the thread. :^)

[Mr. Jeeves]

But, as a South Park Republican who grew up in the 80s, and loves reading PJ O'Rourke, I'm deeply offended that I'm not on your Reptile Republican list. ;^)

Yeah, me too! How'd I get passed over? ;)

[TheBigB]

The Discograpy:

Mommy, My Knife Is SOOO Dull
Hells Homework
Playmates Play Better Dead
What's Buried In The Sandbox
Bloodstains From Hell
Don't Cry Out, They'll Hear
Manicures and Red Red Blood

Throw in a cover of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." That's CD's favorite. ;^)

[TheBigB]

That has been rectified...

[labowski]

Did my lovely pic of Ms. Bunny not post properly? Or have I stepped into a Freudian wonderland.......cheers!

[Dan from Michigan]

It was the Beast when I was college as well. Still known as the Beast from what I hear.

Then there's @!#%house aka Icehouse.