Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
Skid Marx.
LOL.
Shalom.
Inna Godda Da...Vida Guerra!!!!!!!! Never seen her before, yowza! smokin............
What have you killed in?
And, did you mean "daze?"
Just curious.
Shalom.
I thought you were a DU virgin before you were a DU virgin.
If I remember correctly, Eddie Van Halen wrote "Eruption" on his wedding night with Valerie Bertinnuli
Bertenouli
Bertinnoulie Valerie!
Shalom.
A pretty little pink frock with floral patterns and a nice lacey fringe.
I'm such a pretty girl when I go on my manic killing sprees with the blood and the chainsaws and the running and the screaming.
Green Grass and High Tides Forever
Shalom.
...and EVEN before THAT. ;-) Really, L, I've never been. I truly am bonafide. I LOVED your column--fell off my chair howling, and bruised my bonafide rearex.
Labowski...hmmmm...as in The Big?
It's unfortunate that the Christian recording studios can't get any good producers. They might get some traction if their stuff didn't all sound so lame.
Petra's sound definately became mainstream with Schlitt (Anybody but me remember "There's Never Been Any Reason"? GREAT song.) but it had a more distinctive air with Volz.
Shalom.
I've always liked "Waitin' on Someday."
Haven't you heard that it was done so long ago?
Shalom.
B: " I think I heard that on a late night Cinemax movie."
OK now, that all's just wack. I'm leaving. :-)
Oh, I was there. The '80s made me start listening to talk radio.
Shalom.
Ya know, you could just form a band and make money instead of hiding from the law.
Shalom.
How about a difinitive light-bulb list?
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
Q: How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Democrats don't screw in light bulbs. They get Congress to pass a law to force other people to screw in their light bulbs.
Shalom.
Hey, blame radiohead. He started it! :^)
That's a pretty funny story. More Power To Ya could generate similar incidents. The title song is very slow and melodic. Then after that soft, pleasant song is over, you get the backward masking (which at that time sounded very eerie and discomforting) followed by the rather heavy metal guitar opening for the driving song "Judas' Kiss".
The name of the band: Pretty Little Murdering Schoolgirls.
=O
LOL I like those!
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