Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[TheBigB]

All my little friends and I wanted to be Belinda Carlisle.

Can't blame you a bit. ;^)

[TheBigB]

Don't beat the meat

[Armedanddangerous]

It seems as though the hand with the hammer is beating it's meat..

[Betis70]

I fell for the EllaMinnow/Mandy Moore line (till I started reading through the thread).

Nice homepage EllaMinnow. :D

Oh and BigB it goes without saying--"Outstanding!". Well except for that Journey thing. I was an Iron Maiden kind of 80s kid, though I did see Men At Work in concert.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Pound the beef..

[retrokitten]

Peter Gabriel

"So" is still one of my all-time favorite albums and "Solsbury Hill" one of my favorite songs.

[BJClinton]

What is "Journey" and ".38 Special"?

[k2blader]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ (Doh'!)

:-)

[ArGee]

Please add me to the OFST ping list.

Thank you.

Shalom

[Nowhere Man]

"Oh Mickey, he's so fine, he's so fine, he blows my mind, hey Mickey!!!!" B-)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Billy Idol was the best concert I have ever seen!

[k2blader]

Thank you too... :-)

[TheBigB]

I was hoping for Debbie Gibson myself, but...

[TheBigB]

Done!

[retrokitten]

She goes by "Debra" now- like we all are just supposed to forget she was the Electric Youth. Fat chance! I even had the Electric Youth perfume!

[TheBigB]

What is "Journey" and ".38 Special"?

Troll. :)P

[Miss Behave]

The B's pullin' out his nine And BUSTIN' a cap.

[TheBigB]

I saw Debbie Gibson in concert at Atlanta's Southern Star Amphitheater. Voluntarily.

There, I said it. It's out. Can't we all just move on? :^)

[Zavien Doombringer]

OK, you are no longer on my ping list if you had to ask that!

[KosmicKitty]

Thanks you!~!

I was just thinking about that one!!

I live for parody. Love Wierd Al!!!