Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[TheBigB]

Born in '70. BDay in November.

[Socratic]

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

So right you are, and I prove it every day - in both directions!

[flutters]

I just love this thread. All kinds of cool stuff. :-)

[TheBigB]

My taste was greatly influenced by my big sister. Whenever I was riding with her, her 8-track would be playing Journey, Rick Springfield, KC and the Sunshine Band, Kool and the Gang, etc. I just don't care for that angsty, life-is-crap, grunge stuff.

[evets]

Is this the 'official' friday silliness thread?

[TheBigB]

Official, unofficial...silliness is silliness. :^)

[TheBigB]

Laz has an unerring ability to cut to the heart of the matter. Then he kills you. :^)

[cwiz24]

Thank you so much for giving me my dues on your page. I'm much better looking in person, btw...

[Lazamataz]

Laz has an unerring ability to cut to the heart of the matter. Then he kills you. :^)

17 indictments and NOT ONE CONVICTION.

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaha! I hadn't seen your profile page until now. I like it!

I'll ping the Kitties here to check out your thread. And the profile page,
if they dare.

:^D

[Zavien Doombringer]

LOL!

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Congratulations, you have your own hate group. I used to have one in the mid-late 90s on the AOL political boards before I found FR.

But, as a South Park Republican who grew up in the 80s, and loves reading PJ O'Rourke, I'm deeply offended that I'm not on your Reptile Republican list. ;^)

[afnamvet]

Gawd....that's funny!

[TheBigB]

(I have never before used the term "rulz", it must be Friday!!)

The correct term is "roolz." :^)

[Zavien Doombringer]

Got it...

I love your choice in Music, BB

[Nataku X]

And I'm the splitting image of Helen Thomas.... why is a beauty like me not on the profile page? :o(

[HipShot]

Thank you for the ping, I think...

:)

[TheBigB]

You shall be added posthaste!

[NeoCaveman]

LOL! What can they say, they always seem to have at least a dozen thread up about how great p0rn is on their chat pages. :P

Skinner gave them notice on the DU Lounge that "no more sex threads would be allowed" I guess they found their loophole in posting FR Profile Pages.

[Godzilla]

I'll ping the Kitties here to check out your thread. And the profile page, if they dare.

Oh my!