Yankee or Dixie? Take the Quiz

Yankee or Dixie ^

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Yankee or Dixie?
Check on your dialect and see if you might have crossed over to the "other side"! Simply click on the correct answer. As you go, the quiz will automatically interpret each answer to show you what your answer implies about you. When you are done, press Compute My Score. Your score will be calculated as a percentage: 0% is pure Yankee and 100% is pure Dixie.

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• This test is based on results from the Harvard Computer Society Dialect Survey of 30788 respondents.

[ConservativeStatement]

55% Dixie.

[Badray]

Other than 4 or 5 months of Army training in the South, I've lived my entire life up North, but my heart is in the South.

[Hi Heels]

ahem.....Simi doesn't have mudslides.....

[Dead Corpse]

Minnesotan living in Texas. 57% Dixie and I'm workin' on it... ;-)

[TexasCowboy]

Well, heck!

My daughter lives in Thousand Oaks, and Simi Valley was the only other name I could think of!
I guess it would stand to reason that valleys don't have many mud slides.

[Hi Heels]

Texas wood, Lake County oak.... don't care. Still have to have a gun. AND....

Malibu=Mudslides

Simi=Fires

I-5, 405....tourists. The rest of us take surface streets.

[geege]

48% Yankee?????? Not too good for a pure New Yawker!!

[TexasCowboy]

"Malibu=Mudslides"

They pulled us out of Camp Pendleton to fight brush fires in Malibou one time, but I guess that's when it all burned off so the mud slides could start.

[Hi Heels]

EXACTLY. We have a system out here, ya know.

[Hi Heels]

Actually last year after the fires and earthquake, we were awaiting the plague of frogs......

[TexasCowboy]

"we were awaiting the plague of frogs......"

Good grief!

Is Arnold holding some people captive?

When your city water turns to blood, I'd leave!

[Hi Heels]

Yeah...old Arnie's holding someone hostage.... annoyed dims up in Sac..... "Do as I say or I'll terminate your political career"

*snort*

Now if someone could do something about that Boxer broad.....egads she's frightening.

[Rightfootforward]

I'm "Barely into the Dixie category." Do I have to go to my room?