Here are some fun lyrics for the Lewdness-Thumpers here - let's all us conservatives sing together!! (Hey, a sense of humor is important, ya know.) :o) :o)
To the tune of Rubber Duckie!! A onie ana twoee ana.....
Rubber Duckie Lib'ral, you're the one,
You make Freepers lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise! (Tweak, Tweak!)
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
Every day when I
Make my way to Free Republic
I find some little fellas
Just a spoutin' and a sputterin' and a spiffin' away!
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're so PC!
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.
(Tweak a liberal every day, it's fun! Adds years of joy to your life!!) LOLOL!!!
Remember that Rubber Duckie was sung by a Gay Orange Man on Sesame Street.
So you have no rebuttal to the fact that you have just told some longtime respected poster such as Danfrom Michigan and CyberCowboy that they are liberals?
You're probably the only one who knows the tune to your silly little parody.
Most of us here, are grown-ups,
Are you 10? You sure act like it.
But one thing about this thread and your posts on it is heartening: you've completely lost ANY and ALL credibility you may have had on FR.
We have long memories here and will discount all your posts from now on.
That's the gayest thing I've ever read.
I know you now.
I've met your kind before.
You're some holier-than-thou high school or college kid with an inflated sense of self-importance on a crusade with your "CONVERT OR DIE" sword. You want the whole GOP to mirror the Trinity Broacasting Network or be thrown in hell.
You stand out from your peers by running down the hallways of your school by beating them over the head with a Bible when you ought to be tossed in a padded cell with a helmet strapped to your head.
So you spend your time going to internet boards like this where you enjoy the advantage of anonimity to call US liberals and self-righteously rail against us Republicans and conservatives who (gasp?) curse, drink, lust, gamble, watch porno and have sex with someone (or someONES) like it was going out of style.
All the while you're probably, deep in your sinful mind, obsessing over the hot girl (wash your damn socks) who made eye contact with you three weeks ago, but that was only because you were attracting attention trying to do street-corner conversions of stray dogs to the word of Jerry Falwell.
Get a clue, son. Your cover is blown. Go get laid or go to hell.