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Grammar for Smarties("Why Oh Why" books' success prove we’re serious about the care of our language)
The American Prowler ^ | 1/11/2005 | Christopher Orlet

Posted on 01/10/2005 10:26:26 PM PST by nickcarraway

One of the smaller, but no less bloody skirmishes in the Culture War is being waged on the linguistic front. For those new to the field there are essentially two camps: one made up of linguists, lexicographers, academics or language liberals; the other of conservatives or prescriptivists, the so-called "linguistic luddites." The conservative's anguish over the decline of the English language, the linguists charge, is no different than his distress over the decline of culture in general. This "whining," writes linguist Alan Pagliere, is a mix of nostalgia, self-righteousness, and ignorance of the reality of the laws governing and of the myriad variables involved in language change.

Indeed, the battle cry of the language liberal might be, "Languages change. Get over it." Most linguists judge that language change is neither good nor bad, and, anyway, resistance is futile. Languages, like hemlines, will change whether we want them to or not. This indifference to standards is reflected in the latest editions of our popular dictionaries in which words that are commonly misspelled (alright) or misused (disinterested) have been given the lexicographer's stamp of approval.

Yet despite all this talk of transformation the mother tongue has gone remarkably unchanged since the King James Version of the Bible began to stabilize the language in the mid-seventeenth century. Words come and go, yes, but a letter written 367 years ago by John Milton to Benedetto Bonomatthai reads much like one composed by a good writer today:

I am inclined to believe that when the language in common use in any country becomes irregular and depraved, it is followed by their ruin or their degradation.

Now note the dissimilarity between the writing of Chaucer and Shakespeare after a mere 225 years.

Chaucer: Whanne that April with his shoures sote
The droughte of March hath perced to the rote.

Shakespeare: Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;

Often there is good reason to be skeptical of change, particularly when it comes about out of laziness and the dumbing-down of grammar rules. Again, compare Fowler's inflexible 1926 Dictionary of Modern English Usage to current grammars like Woe is I, in which rules that are troublesome or too difficult to remember are pronounced outdated or dead. (Rats, if I had known this was possible in my college days I would have pronounced Algebra outdated and dead and gotten on with my binge drinking.)

What the conservative sees as threats to the mother tongue are dismissed by the linguist as the natural progression of language, and nature trumps civilization (here represented by long-established rules) every time. These threats include the politicization of language, as in politically correct speech; threats from bureaucrats, businessmen, and politicians who use language to obfuscate, confuse and deceive, or in the case of academics to disguise a dearth of ideas; and, finally, threats from linguists who promote a laissez-faire approach to language.

Ever since the ancient Egyptians began scratching hieroglyphics into sandstone, civilization's most brilliant writers and thinkers have maintained a deep appreciation for -- in Swift's phrase -- the "proper words in their proper places," and felt it their duty to defend their language against its natural tendency to slide back into barbarism. In the preface to his 1755 dictionary Samuel Johnson noted how "…tongues, like governments, have a natural tendency to degeneration; we have long preserved our constitution, let us make some struggle for our language." Johnson's statement would get only derision from today's anything-goes linguists.

The difference between the Age of Johnson and now is that proper and elegant language today is seen as elitist and anti-democratic, whereas once it was considered every educated man's duty to uphold. Here is linguistic pioneer Friedrich von Schlegel writing in 1815:

The care of the national language is at all times a sacred trust and a most important privilege of the higher orders of society. Every man of education should make it the object of his unceasing concern to preserve his language pure and entire, to speak it, so far as in his power, in all its beauty and perfection.

Language, being an important part of our national heritage, as well as our cultural identity, necessary says a great deal about what kind of people we are. A slovenly, anarchic language reflects poorly on us. The language liberals may have abandoned their duty to preserve the language, but the recent popularity of "why oh why" books such as Lynne Truss' Eats, Shoots & Leaves and Robert Hartwell Fiske's Dictionary Of Disagreeable English prove that the public is serious about its upkeep. Once again academics and other language liberals have shown themselves to be out of touch with the mainstream and their opinions hopelessly irrelevant.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: chaucer; communication; conservative; culture; english; kingjames; language; literature; shakespeare
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To: nopardons

It's an L.A. thing. It isn't putting on airs. A better way to describe these people would be: living your life as if you were on display. And, of course, they are only on display to other people who put themselves on display.


81 posted on 01/10/2005 11:48:26 PM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: k2blader

Do you prefer the alternative?


82 posted on 01/10/2005 11:50:08 PM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: Ken H

It's all part of the homonym agenda...


83 posted on 01/10/2005 11:50:51 PM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: Ichneumon
I agree to a certain extent. "Dang" and "Heck" are a couple of my favorites. :-)

Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light<FONT FACE=Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light, is the ruler of Heck (for sinners whose transgressions aren't serious enough for Hell). He pops up about once a year to impose mild sanctions for mild sins. For example, once he punished Dilbert by making him eat lunch with the accountants.

84 posted on 01/10/2005 11:51:56 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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To: Petronski

Why use either?


85 posted on 01/10/2005 11:53:56 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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To: durasell
Yes, Terry Southern!

What,did you think that I was some kind of cloistered Nun? You have responded as though you thought that,sometimes in the past.LOL

I was in college,when "CANDY" came out and our prof had us read it.We were reading "CANDIDE" (Euro lit.)and he though we would get a hoot from reading "CANDY". :-)

86 posted on 01/10/2005 11:54:55 PM PST by nopardons
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To: Graybeard58
Remember to never split an infinitive.

By the way, this "rule" was created by the Latin-speaking academics who wrote the first English grammars to make English work like Latin because in Latin, you can't split your infinitives so (the reasoning went) you shouldn't be splitting them in English. Why? Just because they said so. These were, of course, the same sort of nit-wit that imported Latin words into English along with Latin grammar rather than converting them into English words the way nearly every other language adopts foreign words (including Latin).

87 posted on 01/10/2005 11:55:19 PM PST by Question_Assumptions
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To: Ken H

Yep. And don't forget "eunuchs" versus "Unix". :-)


88 posted on 01/10/2005 11:56:06 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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To: k2blader

Obscenity is a superlative that has a place in language whether it is socially acceptable or taboo.


89 posted on 01/10/2005 11:57:52 PM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: Petronski

Good way to remember and differentiate with the "P" words, Petronski.

Thanks,

Jack.


90 posted on 01/10/2005 11:58:01 PM PST by Jack Deth (Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
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To: Question_Assumptions

You are misconstruing the fluidity of the language with the propriety. "Axe" may be proper in 50 years, but I doubt it will be even in 25. On the other hand, "fax" came into the vernacular relatively recently, and most definitely will be obsolete in 25 years.


91 posted on 01/10/2005 11:58:27 PM PST by paulat
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To: nopardons

No, it's just that TS isn't mentioned more anymore, except for Strangelove (You can't fight in the war room!). He could have been a great writer if he hadn't gotten mixed up with the movies.


92 posted on 01/10/2005 11:58:50 PM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: durasell

much anymore...


93 posted on 01/10/2005 11:59:32 PM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: nickcarraway
Language, being an important part of our national heritage, as well as our cultural identity, necessary [sic]says a great deal about what kind of people we are.

necessarily?

94 posted on 01/10/2005 11:59:42 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (I'm still waiting for this global warming stuff to get to North Dakota.)
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To: k2blader
Good one.

Then there's lion and lyin'.

95 posted on 01/11/2005 12:00:34 AM PST by Ken H
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To: Ichneumon
Missed typos don't bother me at all.There for they're or their,your instead of you're,anyways and the like,drive me up a wall!

keep up the good work,on getting thread titles fixed.We are all in your debt.

96 posted on 01/11/2005 12:00:34 AM PST by nopardons
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To: Petronski

I suppose somebody will feel the need to justify it somehow.


97 posted on 01/11/2005 12:02:30 AM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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To: k2blader
Yes,I have been in chat rooms.You're right...they're worse than FR;even before FR had a spell check.

And yes,here,instead of HEAR (or vice-versa),is another thing that makes my teeth ache,to see.

98 posted on 01/11/2005 12:03:18 AM PST by nopardons
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To: k2blader

It all depends on how it's used...


99 posted on 01/11/2005 12:04:52 AM PST by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: Petronski
Disregard those who use "irregardless".

Regards, BIGLOOK

100 posted on 01/11/2005 12:05:21 AM PST by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but have recently come to my senses.)
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