[Loyalist]

Anyone seen Teddy Kennedy lately?

[DSBull]

After landing his Boeing 747 for Bulgarian Airways, the pilot was returning to his favorite Canadian Watering hole.

[Sonny M]

Ha

They never saw me in college.

[Rudder]

Hey, don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

What a liver...what a liver.

[Petronski]

I'm [hic] impressed.



A lifetime of straight-vodka-drinking will make things like this possible, but Jesus! 0.914?

[Constitution Day]

JD/ISH ping

[not_apathetic_anymore]

Wow...it takes some practice to get to .914. That'd win some pool bets in the ER

[small voice in the wilderness]

Hold muh keg alert!

[Who dat?]

That’s an interesting fund raising picture… at least to me. The Filipina (?) in it is a dead ringer for someone I used to know…

[Chode]

his liver will be Buried Separately with Honors!!!

[Andrew LB]

I gotta foward this story to my Bulgarian friend Vlady. :)

[nkycincinnatikid]

AND it took a car to knock him down!

[USNBandit]

Sounds like they found him in a street, not sitting next to a canal with a car in it.

[kylaka]

The highest BAL I ever witnessed was .435. If I had to make the call without a test I would have said borderline, but under the legal limit of .10 (at the time). The guy passed every field sobriety test with ease. This incident made me a believer that the legal limit can be very different, for different people.

[Dat Mon]

This guy enrolled in an organ donor program.

Upon his death...he willed his liver to a sterno fuel company.

[fastattacksailor]

Well, this is one fella that won't need embalming when he does die......

[Nov3]

We had a painter DUI'd a few years ago that went .52. He appeared intoxicated but could walk and talk fine.

[meadsjn]

five separate lab tests taken the same day confirmed the man's blood-alcohol level of 0.914.

That's a good indication that his liver has stopped working.

[ChadGore]

[hosepipe]

Bulgaria.... Hmmmm .
Whats the odds their equipment was ugh,,,,,, flawed..

[ChadGore]