Posted on 01/03/2005 6:56:25 AM PST by gopwinsin04
"GLOCK AND LOAD, Ladies. Today we will be using our .45cal rounds on moving targets. After the command 'Commence firing' you may fire at will. Your targets are too scared to show their face and dress as women, which is why you have been called. You must determine friend or foe by seeing who goes to the bathroom alone, standing up.
Snipers will be posted near the forty foot Hershey's bar. Any female not partaking while saying "two minutes on the lips, ten years on the hips or I will start my diet tomorrow" will be sniped without hesitation.
Additionally, women will be directed down the bacon and ham aisle, those who refuse will be asked to remove the burhkas and run toward the mecca."
Before they shoot your children at their school in the back, you get this opportunity to participate in a live fire excercise.
All in fun, but seriously, they did not pull another Beslan did they?
How about everyone coming up with a hunting strategy? Like a deer salt lick, but something more Islamic, that does not include young boys. Time to thin the herd.
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