Posted on 12/25/2004 6:54:14 PM PST by cyborg
How do I deal with a real Hillary Clinton sycophant in my house? I'm hiding in my bathroom and am so ashamed. I've avoiding talking so as not to start a fight.
Drink..and drink..and drink. it will get better after a bottle or two, or three,or four.
ZING!
Although not many people can get a 1000% return in a year.
errrr, was that my out loud voice? LOL.
If that doesn't do it,tell her your best friends Juanita Broderick and Dick Morris are bringing the desserts....
you let a lib in your house? no pity.
Smile and try to understand that your guest has been brainwashed. If that doesn't work, I suggest accidently running her over with your car.
Let them talk, just let it fall along the wayside. But do offer ice.
Why the hell did you invite one(a liberal) to your house for dinner?!
LOL
For goodness sake--get back out there! Laugh at everything she says--big hearty guffaws when she says something really stupid. Tell her how funny she is. Fall out of your chair in a fit of laughter. Invite her back again for some more laughs tomorrow.
Two words (choice) "It's over!" or "We won!"
Well, if it is YOUR house (as you state) then you could order that clintorroid to clear from the premises, and call the police for assistance if need be, right?
A few belts of Jack and I’ve never been particularly bashful (or whatever).
If she gets aggressive you punch her and call the PD.
Then, when you’ve sobered up and get bailed out you can think of whatever.
That’s how I’ve seen it work. Otherwise just hang out in the bathroom and drink ‘till they’re gone.
The previous may not constitute good legal advice (or even any legal advice, for that matter).
If we were to-morrow morning snowed up in the street in which we live, we should step suddenly into a much larger and much wilder world than we have ever known. And it is the whole effort of the typically modern person to escape from the street in which he lives. First he invents modern hygiene and goes to Margate. Then he invents modern culture and goes to Florence. Then he invents modern imperialism and goes to Timbuctoo. He goes to the fantastic borders of the earth. He pretends to shoot tigers. He almost rides on a camel. And in all this he is still essentially fleeing from the street in which he was born; and of this flight he is always ready with his own explanation. He says he is fleeing from his street because it is dull; he is lying. He is really fleeing from his street because it is a great deal too exciting. It is exciting because it is exacting; it is exacting because it is alive. He can visit Venice because to him the Venetians are only Venetians; the people in his own street are men. He can stare at the Chinese because for him the Chinese are a passive thing to be stared at; if he stares at the old lady in the next garden, she becomes active. He is forced to flee, in short, from the too stimulating society of his equals--of free men, perverse, personal, deliberately different from himself.
Rule one: don't talk politics.
Rule two: if they start, load both barrels and fire at point blank range. Reload and fire at will. Continue firing until you hear babbling sounds.
As a member of this forum - you have been paying attention, right?, you should be able to "slice and dice" with ease.
LVM
Great replies. Hey friend, if you are in your house get back out there and turn the garden hose loose on the shrill hag.
You have NO reason to be ashamed.
AND it is your house.
Now I am assuming that you don't have a lap-top in the potty with you....
So there MUST be an exit.
Use that. Maim people if you must
Go find some like-minded people. Go see "Lemoney Snickett"
Eat pop-corn WITH the artificial butter-like goo they put on it.
Order extra butter-goo if you think it will help.
In "Lemoney Snickett", there are people having a MUCH worse time than either you or ME.
If you are like *I* am, that always makes me feel better, to watch people having a worse time.
Some garlic and a wooden cross should do the trick.
You're hiding in your own house? WTF?
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.