[dukeman]

I predict John kerry still won't win the election.

[mbynack]

I predicted this would happen.

Furthermore - I predict it will happen again NEXT YEAR!!! You can quote me on that.

[oh8eleven]

I predict John kerry still won't win the election.
But over at DU they "believe" he will.

[2banana]

I predict the media and hollywood will never like Bush and the war of terrorism. I also predict that a Clinton will be involved in some sort of scandal.

[proxy_user]

“Clairvoyants usually turn out to be failures,” says mathematician Michael Kunkel of the Society.....

I dunno. How are sales on next year's predictions? Does the failure of predictions to come true drive down the gross revenue in the astrology sector?

[anniegetyourgun]

The world is full of false prophets. We've got one in town....her name is Psychic Maria. Apparently people are fool enough to give her their money.

[COBOL2Java]

How do you do "Scientific Research" on "Para-Sciences"? Shouldn't that group call themselves "The Society for Para-Scientific Research of Para-Sciences"?

[martin_fierro]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

[pikachu]

Others said that Michael Jackson would commit suicide – he is still awaiting his trial for child abuse.

Career suicide maybe?

If an Astrologer can concisely encapsulate what is going to happen to you every day in the paper accurately, why is it usually found on the same news paper pages as the 'Daily Jumble' amd Dear Abby?

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL. What a record - 0 for 90.

Tom Daschle and his pals at the Psychic Friends Network are very disappointed.

[ROTB]

God predicted what would happen, thousands of years before it did.

http://www.yfiles.com/y3nf.html

[beyond the sea]

BAD YEAR FOR ASTROLOGERS

Put some ice on it.

[Geezerette]

On Coast to Coast radio last night, a caller made a prediction based on news reports from all over the world (not astrology or psychic predictions).

He sounded very rational, but intense. He predicted a major terror hit somewhere in the Northeast USA between now and the end of the year. Said they want to hit us during our national holiday season. Said it could be a nuclear or chemical plant, not WMD, tho. Said it would be worse than 9/11 and possibly a NEW terrorist group or al-Quaida. The host let him speak and then moved on to the next call.

g

[theFIRMbss]

>BAD YEAR FOR ASTROLOGERS, Hardly Any Predictions Came True

Somebody should track
week-in-advance forecasts on
the Weather Channel.

I'd bet their record
is pretty bad, too, and they
build on results from

computer models.
at least astrologers don't
pretend they're science.

[Kirkwood]

Hey, the year isn't over yet. Cut 'em some slack!! </sarcasm>
;^D

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

They used work before Kepler and Newton screwed everything up.

[eccentric]

We used to buy Weekly World News to keep in the bathroom. (Where else would you read 'toilet paper'?) I saved some prediction pages for this century, but, alas, I lost them in a house fire.

[gogogodzilla]

I predict that within the next 10 minutes, every living human being will inhale at least once.

In fact, I'll go so far as to predict the every living human being will inhale a breath of air at least TWICE.

Am I an amazing predicter of the future or what!

[Busywhiskers]

"BAD YEAR FOR ASTROLOGERS, Hardly Any Predictions Came True"

..for the five thousandth year in a row.