[pikachu]

Others said that Michael Jackson would commit suicide – he is still awaiting his trial for child abuse.

Career suicide maybe?

If an Astrologer can concisely encapsulate what is going to happen to you every day in the paper accurately, why is it usually found on the same news paper pages as the 'Daily Jumble' amd Dear Abby?

[Phantom Lord]

My favorite horoscopes are at The Onion

Go give them a try if you haven't before.