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The Final Seven Candidates for 2004 Darwin Award
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Posted on 12/07/2004 7:38:04 PM PST by Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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Some of these been around during the year. This is always good for a laugh!
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:42:29 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. Seems like that guy wins every year.
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:43:14 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
My favorite winner was the terrorist was was instructed to go out and plant a time bomb and forgot about daylight savings time. It went off an hour earlier than he had planned while he was still in his car with it!
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:46:22 PM PST
by
Nateman
(The enemies of reason are allies of evil.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it. Unfortunately, the rest of his foursome are still able to reproduce!
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:46:36 PM PST
by
Swordmaker
(Tagline now open, please ring bell.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:46:40 PM PST
by
NCjim
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Today we salute you,
Mr. Lava Lamp Heater Upper. Some men are satisfied with the slow undulation of a lazy lamp, but it's not bubbling fast enough for you. "Warp speed, Mr. Sulu!" you cry from the bridge of your starship. You're in search of the Mount St. Helens of lava lamps. Sure, it's risky, but did that stop Galileo or Louis Pasteur or Ron Popeil? So turn up the burner, Baron of the Bubbles. You play by only one rule, Mr. Lava Lamp Heater Upper: If you can't stand the heat, take out the kitchen.
To: phoenix0468
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:49:00 PM PST
by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
flog is a dangerous sport- BANN IT or 5 day waiting period for ball washer sales!!!!
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:50:39 PM PST
by
ChefKeith
(Life is GREAT with CoCo..........NASCAR...everything else is just a game!(Except War & Love))
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
#6 for me! Let's see, how could they explain to this man's family how he died? A classic case of rectus inversus? Oroanalemia?
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:50:54 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Your post makes me want to go to the fridge for a cold Miller beer.
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:52:22 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Snappy, witty, humerous tagline needed! Will pay in Marlboro Miles...)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:52:37 PM PST
by
CGVet58
(God has granted us Liberty, and we owe Him Courage in return)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
I vote for Michael Moore who by his shear presence solved the chink in the Darwin theory of evolution. Michael has been confirmed as the missing link between man and ape.
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Click the Pic
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:55:30 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
You had to hear the one Rush did on his show a few years ago regarding the Elephant keeper in India who decided to give the constipated elephant an enema...I almost drove off the road!
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:56:30 PM PST
by
acapesket
(never had a vote count in all my years here)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
These are ancient from at least 3 years ago.
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:57:03 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
I hate to say it, but a couple of these sound more like urban legends than real Darwin events. Kinda like "JATO-man" from several years back.
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:57:49 PM PST
by
OKSooner
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
THE 2004 DARWIN AWARDS Creationists need not apply.....
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posted on
12/07/2004 7:58:51 PM PST
by
narby
To: Sen Jack S. Fogbound
Number Six is an urban legend. I didn't die at all.
To: TheForceOfOne
What an insult to apes.
He's the the last thing #6 smelled!
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posted on
12/07/2004 8:04:23 PM PST
by
still_learning
(Are those Kerrys nuts or what?)
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