Posted on 11/09/2004 4:41:41 PM PST by cjohnson7771
A modification of the famous Dead Parrot Sketch:
The Dead Terrorist Sketch
Monty Python
The Pet Shoppe
A customer enters a Paris hospital.
C: I wish to make a complaint!
D: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this terrorist who not half an hour ago was procalimed living by this very hospital.
D: Oh yes, the, uh, the Yasser Arafat...What's,uh...What's wrong with him?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with him!
D: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead terrorist when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
D: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable terrorist, that Yasser, idn'it, ay? Beautiful headscarf!
C: The headscarf don't enter into it. He's stone dead.
D: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
C: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Mister Baby Killer! ... (doctor hits the bed)
D: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the bed!
D: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
D: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO YASSER!!!!!
Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes Arafat out of the bed and thumps his head with a bed pan. Watches him slump to the floor.)
C: Now that's what I call a dead terrorist.
D: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
D: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Palestinian terrorists stun easily, major.
C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That terrorist is definitely deceased, and not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that his total lack of movement was due to him bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged UN money grubbing session.
D: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for his bunker.
C: PININ' for his BUNKER?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im to Paris?
D: Yasser prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable terrorist, id'nit, squire? Lovely headscarf!
Whether he's really and truly dead this time or not, he is definitely out of circulation, and that's what counts.
ROFLOL!!! You are right about that! That is so funny to read alive, dead, alive and it keeps going on!
>LU LU LU LU LU!!!!! BANG! BANG! BANG!
LMAO!!!!
LOL
Is it me or is ARAFART wearing the same bunny suit that sKerry was wearing (almost the same, actually...)
Bump! That was funny!
Meekie, betty's post here is ripe with photoshop opportunites!
Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya : What's that?
Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Suha and the rest of the PLO are going through his clothes to look for his Swiss bank account numbers.
LOL! :^D
he IS in France...death would be great by comparison
"...The Palestinian leadership in the West Bank and Gaza, however, has picked Mahmoud Abbas, alias Abu Mazen, to head the PLO while Prime Minister Ahmed Qorei will take over Arafat’s executive responsibilities in a period of transition.
Kaddoumi was in Paris earlier this week reportedly to see the will that Arafat is supposed to have signed giving Suha full authority over the family’s fortune estimated at between $4.5 billion and $6.5 billion.
Qorei, however, has denied that there is a will, raising speculation about the possibility that members of Arafat’s close entourage may well have asked him to sign something at a time he would not have been in possession of his full faculties...
Now that Arafart is, might we say, incapacitated, does this mean that Helen Thomas retains the throne of ugliest person in the world award?
Won't happen. Hell will freeze over first.
LOL yep!
Hey...I found out today that Senator Coburn's campaign office is taking calls until his Washington office number is set up.
Soooo..at the moment..its like we have three Senators.
I'm thinking the terrorist has been dead since last week and they've been quietly grooming someone to take over, heard today some citizens were calling arafat "my daddy", sheesh
Has anyone ever seen these two together? Hmmmmm........
I think I would keep coming back to life if I had that kind of money too.
I agree
BUMP
Not Wanted
Dead or Alive.
I hope this is the last time he comes back to life. It's starting to annoy me.
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