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How to console a Kerry supporter.
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Posted on 11/03/2004 8:34:07 AM PST by thirdgradeteacher

There, there liberal. There there.


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To: maryz
I lurk there. I posted this.



Loser Speaks Blues

The Botox didn't help enough.
George Bush was made of stronger stuff.
I never really took the lead.
George Bush is who the people need.
Windsurfing didn't help a bit.
George Bush has always been a hit.
I flipped and flopped to no avail.
George Bush should throw my butt in jail.
I leave you now to fade away.
George Bush has clearly won today.

John Kerry 11/3/2004 as told by Conspiracy Guy

21 posted on 11/03/2004 8:37:12 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance, bigotry, envy, and gluttony are a few floor joists in the democratic platform.)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

Take 'em out for a beer and a burger smothered in Heinz ketchup.


22 posted on 11/03/2004 8:37:15 AM PST by Ciexyz (Bush still rules. The sun shines over America.)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

Well, I actually did console a liberal, before I laughed in his face.

Ah ha!


23 posted on 11/03/2004 8:37:19 AM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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To: aft_lizard

Just as long as he does it in Montana


24 posted on 11/03/2004 8:37:31 AM PST by ConservativeLawStudent
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To: thirdgradeteacher
Here's my prescription.

Despair. It is the bottom. What will you do now?

25 posted on 11/03/2004 8:37:37 AM PST by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

How do we convert a Kerry supporter? Seriously, we MUST find new ways to reach these people. These Americans. WE must find new ways.


26 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:02 AM PST by Names Ash Housewares
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To: thirdgradeteacher

I say it's time we took over the moveon.org domain!


27 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:08 AM PST by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

Hey, since DU has shut down to non-users, we need our moles to pass along the wails being let out right now. They never would have figured their candidate has more class than they do. Heck, I wouldn't have figured it.


28 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:18 AM PST by Dan Middleton (Hang on sloopy / Sloopy hang on / Hang on sloopy / Sloopy hang on / Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...)
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To: thirdgradeteacher
Give him one of these ---

A CHILD'S EYE VIEW OF JOHN KERRY


29 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:30 AM PST by doug from upland (Michael Moore = a culinary Pinocchio ---- tell a lie, gain a pound.)
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To: thirdgradeteacher
Give a sad Kerry supporter one of these:


30 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:42 AM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: RSmithOpt; boxerblues

See #21. I registered there after the DNC CONvention and lurk around.


31 posted on 11/03/2004 8:38:47 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance, bigotry, envy, and gluttony are a few floor joists in the democratic platform.)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

Ya still got the Hilldabeast and serial gropist.


32 posted on 11/03/2004 8:39:43 AM PST by stopillegalimmigration
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To: thirdgradeteacher
How to console...

Let's see...I think I'll start by going out and getting some red, white, and blue balloons and streamers to adorn my sole remaining Bush/Cheney yard sign. I think that that would be a could start.

My yard signs were stolen SIX times and damaged even more, and every time it happened, I replaced them and ADDED one. Heh heh. But now, I have just ONE left. That's OK, it's ALL I NEED.

TIME FER DECORATIN'!

33 posted on 11/03/2004 8:39:44 AM PST by Miss Behave (Thermos Kerry: "You want hot? I'm FOR it. You want cold? I'm FOR it. It's my Secret Plan.")
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To: thirdgradeteacher
Tell him/her (with enthusiasm): "Have a great Republican day!!
34 posted on 11/03/2004 8:39:53 AM PST by Perseverando
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL! (Did you get banned? I hear their mods are pretty quick on the draw!)


35 posted on 11/03/2004 8:40:13 AM PST by maryz
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To: mhking
I am deeply saddened at your loss
Yeah Right!
ROFLMAO!
(Maybe ya outta put some ice on it)
36 posted on 11/03/2004 8:40:29 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: thirdgradeteacher
Would the liberal console you?

'You didn't lose too many house and Senate seats...'

37 posted on 11/03/2004 8:40:45 AM PST by JAWs
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To: Names Ash Housewares

I'm leaving the Bush sign in my yard, and the W sticker on the back of my car. I may add a "thumbs up" sticker if I can find one.


38 posted on 11/03/2004 8:40:59 AM PST by RightField (The older you get ... the older "old" is !)
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To: maryz

I posted it as a disgusting thing I found on FR. They post my poems all the time. So I started helping them.


39 posted on 11/03/2004 8:41:26 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance, bigotry, envy, and gluttony are a few floor joists in the democratic platform.)
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To: thirdgradeteacher

Phuleeze, I'm in no mood to console today! In fact, I want to call my father-in-law and gloat like he!! Last night, the liberal Kerry supporters came on my property in the dead of night and attacked my free speech rights (to support the President with a yard sign). How dare they! Let 'em suffer a while.


40 posted on 11/03/2004 8:41:47 AM PST by Catie
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