[LambInLionsDen]

Does anybody know of a company or school
that will teach me the French language, history and customs
that can place me into an interesting job
If the democrats couldn't defeat a dolt and catastrophe like Bush
I don't think I have a country anymore
Perhaps the French will have pity on our poor souls
and offer to take us in
maybe they know
that there's a lot of us
who aren't governed by Greed and Fear
who don't want to live in a Corporate Theocracy
who don't want to live in a fake democracy
filled with hackable voting machines
and deleterious, lying, predatory white men
maybe not France, maybe someplace else
I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help
Maybe the republicans can help
it's a good deal for them
they'll make a lot of money, and they'll get rid of more pesky liberals
hmmm....
maybe I'll copy this post to the freeper site

[BayouCoyote]

ESAD!

[DocRock]

"and deleterious, lying, predatory white men"

Wow, that sounds like a hate filled bigot. I know, why don't become a human shield in Faluja.

[The Hollywood Conservative]

As I suggested to Tom DasHOLE two nights ago, may I suggest Bekins Van lines for your relocation needs... I find they are the most careful, and courteous of the big international moving companies.

[dfwgator]

Just remember if you go to France, 'chapeau' means hat, 'oof' means egg. It's like those French have a different word for everything.

[Calusa]

deleterious, lying, predatory white men

I bet you say that to all the boys!! R-Vwaaaah!! Bon Voyagee!!

[Cultural Jihad]

Those predatory white men in France will actually charge you for room and board, and they'll gouge a lot more than the corporate theocrats at McDonalds and Motel6 charge.

[arizonarachel]

Sigh. I missed the smell of ozone in the morning!

[Aquamarine]

[Constantine XIII]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[rollo tomasi]

Hey loser what is your ISP? My bet it some sort of member of the "Corporation Theocracy".

[VeniVidiVici]

I hear Guyana is quite nice this time of year.

[Cultural Jihad]

I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help

Whatever happened to the liberal mantra of "La La La La La Live For Today"? It didn't serve you very well, did it?

[laredo44]

First off, you don't want to leave, you want to whine. Second, even if you did leave, you'd return in short order because you'd find more to whine about wherever you went than you ever did here because your problem isn't your supposed whiny little liberal "injustices" it is you.

And what is your problem? Your decision to be irresponsible. Blaming everyone else for your unhappiness is a surefire path to misery. We need less people like you, but then again, so does every other country.

[RepoGirl]

Does anybody know of a company or school that will teach me the French language, history and customs that can place me into an interesting job

Um, here's a thought, chief--you could maybe DO IT YOURSELF... take a class at a community college, pick up a book or two... go to the library. I mean, instead of using the computers there to access the free porn sites, you could pick up a skill... they have these things called books... and they're sorta free...

No company got me a job, I did it all myself. It's not as easy as having everything handed to you, but it's a little more satisfying...

I'd also suggest trying to kick the glue. It's a stupid habit, son...

[afnamvet]

I don't have any faith in America anymore I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country I don't have the money to go or the skill to make myself a success I'm willing but I would need help

What a pathetic, worthless excuse of a person you are.

[RepoGirl]

and deleterious, lying, predatory white men

And what about us deleterious, lying, predatory white females?

I mean, why be so sexist?

[Revolting cat!]

NO, seriosly, you have my sympathy. Ignore the insults. And here's a sincere suggestion: since you lost the bet, as it were, maybe you can become a butler to one of the intellectual Hollywood celebrities who'll be moving to France.

[PA Engineer]

Being a liberal I don't think you are intelligent enough to master French. May I suggest a four year immersion into pig Latin at your local state penn.

[Cyber Ninja]

I don't think I have a country anymore

YOU never had ont to begin with.

CB^)

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]