Posted on 11/03/2004 1:46:31 AM PST by LambInLionsDen
That incoherent, dribbling, sappy, un-metered, non-rhyming idiocy is what the libs call poetry.
LOL! There is NOTHING they are good at... but I do enjoy their suffering.
If we could be assured that you libs would actually stay in France and would not continue to vote in our elections, I am sure many of us would be more than happy to support your relocation efforts.
I suggest you try North Korea. They will give you a job teaching English to their equivalent of the KGB and may even pay your way, though they usually obtain their language teachers by kidnapping them off of Japanese beaches. They're OK, really, so long as you never approach a North Korean who is carrying a hatchet. They even have a great diet plan for ridding people of unwanted pounds. I'm hoping Michael Moore will take them up on it before it is too late.
Some dolt. He kicked your asses until your noses bled.
You could get your mind off your troubles by learning spelling gammar and punctuation. I know it's not big over at DU, but maybe you can learn while you perform your soon to be compulsary military service.
pssst ... you don't really have to put liberal in the title when you include this info in the text ... we coulda guessed it - ROFLMAO
Change your heart and attitude as a whole. Your perspective is skewed from reality in a strong way.
That said, you are deleted.
Don't forget to take Alec Baldwin with you, he promised to move 4 years ago but he's been stalling...
Pick a country. Let us know where. I'll start a collection for you, I'm in for 50 bucks.
Just promise to keep your sorry ass out of my country.
P.S. Alternatively, I think France is the perfect place for you. Send us an email.
LOL, maybe you should also post this on some lib site to contrast the reactions.
Sadly this illustrates all too well the perspective of many liberals.
No acceptance of results they don't like.
No tolerance of other views.
No willingness to believe a differing opinion might have value.
No wonder this country is divided.
How about a normal school where spelling is taught.
Your spelling of dissapointed is WRONG place, wrong time and wrong board.
But for your edification the correct spelling is disappointed.
member since 9/16/2001? Been lurking a while?
OLD WOMAN HAIKU
Jane Reichhold
GOING AROUND
THE BENT WOMAN
AT THE CORNER
AN OLD WOMAN
CARRYING A BALLOON
HUFFS AND PUFFS
AN OLD WOMAN
BUYING A BALLOON
THE LAST ONE
EGGSHELLS ASH BONE
THE WHITE OF THE MOON
A WITCH'S SPELL
PUTTING ON LIPSTICK
BEFORE WRITING THE LETTER
WHITE-GLOVE LADY
PLAYED ON A HARMONIUM
THE OLD GOSPEL SONGS
SQUEEZE OUT TEARS
WINTER BEGINS
LEAVING ME ALONE
WITH AUTUMN
WRITING HER MEMOIRS
THE AGED POETRESS READS
HER FIRST HAIKU
MY LIFE-
A SUPERABUNDANCE OF STARS
ONE GOOD EYE
LAST WARMTH OF SUN
BREATHING EXERCISES
FOR MENOPAUSE NERVES
AN OLD FRIEND
CHINKAPIN BURRS OPEN
ON SMOOTH FRUITS
CHOP SUEY
MEMORIES OF YOUR VISIT
IN THE LEFT-OVERS
WINTER NIGHT
ONLY THE CANDLE
READS MY POEMS
WITH COLD FINGERS
WRITING DOWN WORDS
EVERYONE KNOWS
HOMECHOMING NIGHT
AUTUMAUTUMN RAINS DRIVING MY PARENTS
TO THE NURSING HOME
OVERLOOKING THE PLACE
WHERE I HAD MY FIRST KISS
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THE SMOOTH SURFACE
RED KNUCKLES
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OF ROSE HIP TEA
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WHITE FOLDED HANDS
AT DUSK
A HAND WAVES GOOD-BYE
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WHISPERS
MY ANCESTORS TURNING TO LARVA
UNDER THE MOUNDS
HER LONG THUMBNAIL
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WITH SNOW
SNOWBOUND
DIGGING OUT
HAIKU
IN THE PHOTO ALBUM
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BEFORE I KNEW HER
THIS TIME
GRANDFATHER'S DEATH
FACES ME
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AN OLD WOMAN
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Don't worry...John Kerry has a plan.
Why not try Canada. It closer, they speak English, and you will be in your element. Lots of love and good wishes from this happy, not greedy, simple, stay at home mother (Master's Dergree mind you), who's lived in Europe and South America and will tell you it doesn't get any better than this. Sorry no utopia out there. It's better that you see for yourself, though. Ciao!
We didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.
Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new g! ame he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures
Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
"Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.
Don't misunderestimated Bush. Learn to look up to someone besides just yourself and others that stroke your ego.
Unless you get the concepts of honor, truth, and duty into your soul, your life has no meaning anyway, so it doesn't matter what you do with the rest of it.
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