[MoJo2001]

What If I Were President, What Would You Do?

We want to know!

[Bahbah]

I would abolish the Department of Education. Then, following the wisdom of another FReeper, I would appoint George W. Bush to finish my term.

[Soaring Feather]

What If I Were President, What Would You Do?

Well, Diva I would pass a law that I am Queenie!

ROTFLMAO

HUGS

[homemom]

Put Kobe, Michael Jackson, Scott Peterson, and Martha Stewart all in the same jail cell. Oh, and Greta van Cistern too. Then I'd ban ever mentioning their names again.

Martha could get out when her five months is up, but the rest never get to come out.

[Mudboy Slim]

"If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")

If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...

[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!

If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!

If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!

OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01

[homemom]

OOOOH, OOOOH, I thought of another one . . .

. . . all those who have vowed to move out of the country if Bush is re-elected will be paddled out to sea in a canoe and left to make their way to whatever country they desire, within 24 hrs. of the election results (which God willing, we'll know tomorrow evening).

[Lady Jag]

[trussell]

Hi Sis!!! Guess what...go ahead...guess!!!

No? Darn it!!

I'm going to be a poll watcher for my county!!! How cool is that?!!!

Just managed to get in for this today.

PS...TRIXIE IS HOME!!!!! They said she was much better and could come home today instead of tomorrow! I am so happy to have her home!!

[laurenmarlowe]

Thank you Mojo for today's thread! If I were President, I would support our soldiers 100%, just as President Bush has done.

Thank you troops for keeping us safe.

Good night ladies, Happy Election Day!

[SevenofNine]

Breaking news off Fox news report report that Dixnville Ohio first voting stop of Election day has elect Dubya back for second gig 19 to 7 in that little town

NO word YET on if Demos are going say lawyers count on it LOL!

Also another report off Xinurea news China has busted miltant ring who plan lay smackdown on Beingjus office buildiing earlier today


And Aussie age wire has score interview with Mom of that suicide bomber who kill 3 people in Israel today saying why they choose my baby AH MOM because Islam is religion of hate

GEE Watch History Channel which I watching tonight DAMN Iraq has bloody history talking about Kings to Saddam very interesting

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good morning, MoJo. How's it going?

[LakeLady]

If I were president my first order of business would be to issue a medal of merit to those who started and keep the FR Canteen doing such fine work for our brave heroes.

My second order of business would be to give all the good little FReepers a legal holiday with free beer each year to thank them for getting me elected.

My third order of business would be to issue blanket immunity protection to Tonk for any vanity he wishes to post!!!!

[HiJinx]

There's one more for President Bush!
(Or 5 more, if you count the whole family!)

Now, on to what I'd do. Sorry, I know it isn't going to happen, but I'd seal the southern border to all but legal crossers and I'd tighten up the northern border. Immigration and assimilation have always gone hand in hand until now. We in the Southwest are hemmorhaging tax dollars to support people who wish us harm and have no intention of integrating into American society.