FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004

FRiends Of The Canteen

[MoJo2001]

 

 

 

 

 

Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....?

With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do?

 

~ President (Insert Your Name) ~


Scenario

Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!

America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.

If I Were President, I Would......

Ban Taxes?
Remove The Speed Limit?
Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)

What would you do?

We want to know!!

 

Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President?

 

 

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

New Mexico and Nevada look like they may be going for the President. Cautious optimism.

[TexasCowboy]

Yep! That would be fantastic to see you in California!

It's a liiiiiitle closer than Anchorage.

[TexasCowboy]

There seems to be some unknowns in New Mexico, but I don't trust the liberals around Albuquerque.

If GW can wrap up Nevada, we got it made!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Well, I'm there every Thanksgiving; a week before and a week after. So......

[Brad’s Gramma]

It's a liiiiiitle closer than Anchorage.

LOL!!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

LOCAL ABC TV in DES MOINES CALL it for BUSH (per another thread). AND Ted The Swimmer is right now meeting w/Kerry/Edwards, etal. Apparently Edwards is going to make a statement?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Looks like Iowa may go to the President.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Apparently Edwards is going to make a statement?

He needs at LEAST an hour to primp.

[Brad’s Gramma]

This is true! LOL!!!

[TexasCowboy]

I have a feeling that Brit Hume wants to call it for Bush so bad he can't hardly contain himself!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Brit does seem to be anxious. They just called Michigan with only 78% of the vote in, but with 90+ of New Mexico in, they won't.

[TexasCowboy]

That had to be the wimpiest statement I've ever heard!

Edwards is a prima donna pretty boy who has never done a day's work in his miserable life!

If Edwards were representative of the male species, I'd have a sex change operation!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Cowboy? Would you run to the store for me and get me some milk so I can have a bowl of cereal?

Thanks!

[TexasCowboy]

Milk is bad for you.

Eat it dry.

[Brad’s Gramma]

OK.



Edwards is such a slob. Kerry.....never mind.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Whoa.....not quite such drastic measures need be taken. He's always been a prima donna pretty boy. Can you imagine either he or ketchup boy representing the United States to any foreign leader....showing leadership??? Yuck!!!

[Spotsy]

Now if you DON'T send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm this afternoon.

ROTFL! The next person that sends me a stupid chain e-mail is going to get a copy of your joke in response. Thanks La Diva!

[Spotsy]

I'm envious. Looks like a beautiful setting, sounds like a great concert - Army Field Band no less!



Did your Mother go with you?

I'm glad you had a good day. ((HUGS))

[Kathy in Alaska]

I sent prayers earlier for Dave and the 1st Cav 2-7. Prayers also sent for all of our military.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!!