CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[clyde260]

I'm half F-F-F-F-French!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!!!

Get out of me
Get out of me
Get out of me
Get out of me
Get out of me
Get out of me
Get out of me

[Tax-chick]

Now that's dedication! We loved "Nash Bridges," too.

[GraceofGod]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Buzzzzzzzzzzz! That's the Twinkometer going off! You WILL be hunted down and given a year's supply of Ivory soap, paper towels and be required to wear a monitor on your wrist which alerts the authorities when you skip washing the old paws after going to the restroom!

My secret is that I am a busybody.

17"Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body? 18But the things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and these make a man 'unclean.' 19For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander. 20These are what make a man 'unclean'; but eating with unwashed hands does not make him 'unclean.' " (Matthew 15:17-20)

I couldn't resist. I don't think I'll confess right now because a busybody is in the room. lol, okay, I think Kerry is gorgeous and have a poster of him looking all presidential next to my bed. Not!

[Junior]

I love "Air Supply." It's great make-out music.

[redhead]

"I'm 13th cousin of George W Bush. I would imagine alot of FReepers are related to the Bush family if their ancestors have been in the US since the 1700's."

Yah, my sisters and I share a common ancestor with President Bush. He was John Howland, and he came over on the Mayflower as a "manservant." He fell overboard in a storm, but grabbed a trailing rope, and was rescued.

[cajungirl]

I love Herb Alpert and hate Peter Paul and Mary. I confess to wanting to use the word "niggardly" when referring to a person I know but not doing it in fear that I will be considered a racist.

I have hidden candy in the house from the children so I could eat it in secret.

[cajungirl]

Just say you are "cajun",,the french expelled them you know. I know people who were expelled twice from France. It is a good thing to be expelled by the French.

[redhead]

"My husband cries iin movies to the point that he embarasses his daughters. My husband cried when Darth Vader died. The kids still talk about it."

LOLOL!

My husband entered a "Polack Beauty Contest" and won the title of "First Runner-Up." (The winner was an old Navy Chief who always reminded me of Popeye...)

[cajungirl]

LOL,,I love the first runner up. did the winner turn your head?

[flitton]

Confession from London
last year I dated an American (good so far)
he voted for Al Gore (bad)
after 6 months he dumped me and moved to Paris :-/

[Ichneumon]

I think my wife is the hottest babe in existence.

What, no pictures??

[Ichneumon]

I can only stare and watch as LD's lips move as she talks. They are mezmerizing (sp)

[NaughtiusMaximus]

I confess to (occasionally) not wearing pajamas (or much of anything else) when posting on FR. Just as we've expected all along.....WELCOME TO THE CLUB!.

Sob! Choke! (getting maudlin and sloppy) You guys are so great. Sniffle! I never expected so much understanding. Gosh, I love you guys! (Bawl!)

[BibChr]

That was so funny. Much funnier show that one would think.

Dan

[NaughtiusMaximus]

I once spared the life of a mime. There's not enough penance in the world... (Waves hands over head) MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA, MEA MAXIMA CULPA!!!

[Ichneumon]

2) I accidentally walked into the women's locker room once years ago.

I accidentally walked into the women's locker room in *Norway* (in the town of Sandnes, near Stavanger). Half-dressed scandinavian women, mmmmmm...

It wasn't entirely my fault, though. I had just joined the fitness club and I must have missed the part where they told me that they "rotated" the locker rooms every other day.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Nice, that was nice...

[ruthles]

I'm a closet disco lover. I love Donna Summers, the BeeGees and the Commodores.

[ruthles]

No lie, I'm related to Martha Washington. The Washingtons were related to Princess Diana, so I'm related to Princess Diana too, and possibly Humphrey Bogart.

[ScudBud]

I watch "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" with my son, and sometimes "Spongebob Squarepants"