CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[TheBigB]

CONFESS, FReepers!!

CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!

If we spend all day poring over polls and looking for any scrap of election info, we'll go nutz.

We've gotta have some fun. :) And we can't spend ALL day on the thread about German penis size.

CONFESS, I say!

[SwankyC]

I confess that I have an incredible memory, up to and including conversations I had in Kindergarten, but after watching a movie, I typically cannot tell you a single characters name.

[TheBigB]

Before or after Scrappy?

Before. Scrappy killed the cast's chemistry.

The DYNOMUTT episodes were good, though. :)

[Not A Snowbird]

In my teens I was a big Barry Manilow and Carpenters listener!

LOL...me too!

BTW, we forgive you for Perot. We all have our skeletons...

[fortunecookie]

Please, brothers and sisters, bear with me when I tell you this: I LOVED O Brother Where Art Thou, and I thought Clooney was hysterical.

OMG, I love that movie, it's worthy of the title 'film'!! It's one of our family favs and we all love the (hokey) music!

Clooney (pardon me) was great in that. And Oceans 11, too.

[TheBigB]

I once spared the life of a mime.

There's not enough penance in the world...

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

"I want paint every room in my house a different color from the color wheel."

I did it. People think it's cool. The outside of my house is just like everyone elses, but not inside.
I even painted my stairs blue, and pained little flowers on them.

I also paint my ceilings! I can't stand white rooms unless everything in it is white (Shabby Chic white). LOL

[redhead]

"She likes to rummage in the bathroom trashcan, I expect one of my wifes cottonballs to pop out any day now or no telling what."

Guess I'll have to confess here that "helping" a cat evacuate something like this not necessarily a good thing...My old Siamese LOVED anything made of rubber. He simply ATE it. I came home for lunch one day, and he had something white hanging from his bullseye. Like a good mommie, I decided to help out, so I got a paper towel and got hold of that white "worm."

Turned out it was a rubber band, and it stretched about ten inches before it got away from me.

[small voice in the wilderness]

..But is it O.K. to love Queen?...because there is nothing more energizing to me that Bohemian Rhapsody and Another One Bites The Dust.

[No Blue States]

LOL! Good, everyone does it, now I dont feel as guilty!

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"I eat Q-tips"

[gortklattu]

Darn, when I saw the title I immediately thought of Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin and all with the Spanish Inquisition get-up's.

You're quick.........my compliments.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I hate cows worse than coppers!

My Hair!

I'm the damn paterfamilias!

Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Say, any of you boys smithies?

[Big Red Clay]

I confess that I once voted for a Democrat. That would be Bob Kerry when he ran for Senate. I met the guy in a social setting (ex girlfriends parents Xmas party. Ex girlfriends mom and he were good friends in high school) and he seemed to be a pretty decent, normal guy. Had a couple of pops and laughed alot. Then he was the tie breaking vote on Clintons tax increase in '92, directly contradicting the majority of Nebraskans. Lesson learned. Never again. Oh and I once saw John Denver in concert.

[agrace]

How did he ask for help?

[SwankyC]

Turned out it was a rubber band, and it stretched about ten inches before it got away from me.

What happens if you slip and it pops back at the cat.....LOL

[small voice in the wilderness]

Not the livestock!

[backinthefold]

 Bwhahaha! Of all places...Bet you wanted to hide under the pew!

 

I was as red as that stupid dog was blue

[najida]

I remember you! ;)

[Quilla]

Turned out it was a rubber band, and it stretched about ten inches before it got away from me.

FOFLOL! And I bet the cat got away from you too.

[Smogger]

I listen in secret to rap music and I am old.

I listen to gangster rap music so underground you will never hear it on the radio. And I vote a straight Republican ticket.

[No Blue States]

hahha!

I put a small boulder in my daughters back pack once,she carried it all day.