CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[TheBigB]

CONFESS, FReepers!!

CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!

If we spend all day poring over polls and looking for any scrap of election info, we'll go nutz.

We've gotta have some fun. :) And we can't spend ALL day on the thread about German penis size.

CONFESS, I say!

[LexBaird]

Confess! You are an alien from Alpha Centauri. I remember seeing you at the lodge meetings.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

" use German Condoms!
If you slide them over your spark plugs they won't corrode in your saddle bag."

OMG!!!! LOL


I used to do Karaoke every weekend (I can't sing). LOL

I still like the movie ~The Shawshank Redemption~

I thought Ross Perot made sense on a lot of his issues. (Please don't stone me).

[No Blue States]

My puppy crapped a q-tip.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

He's more than just ugly (OK, I'm a guy so what do I know, but anyway). There's something about his looks that are seriously disturbing.

I think if I had to guess what it is he seems to have a look that wants to say "aren't I just the ultra-coolest human being on the planet" to which any sane person would respond with "not only NO but HELL NO".

Also, I really don't know how Jon Bon Jovi is other than he's some sort of rocker, who I think had his own airplane at one time or another, but he sucks as well - his name sounds more like a cheap cologne or an after shave than a rock act.

[applpie]

i slept with a democrat once. just once. it made me feel dirty.

[Domestic Church]

You've given me courage...I too like bluegrass music. I inherited this weakness. My father used to sneak in the Flatt & Scruggs albums.

[j. earl carter]

Turkeys can fly. What would happen if you dropped a turkey from a helicopter for real?

[fortunecookie]

I eat, and enjoy!, tofu.

I've never cared for the Beatles. I've taken some heat for that.

[buffyt]

Husband has taken lipitor for years and it didn't make his hair fall out..... I guess different side effects on different people?

[PjhCPA]

I think Dances with Wolves is the best movie ever made.

[Savagemom]

I engaged in psychological warfare against my UNDECIDED husband last night.

I just happened to put in the movie "Air Force One" to watch, knowing that he would get pulled in and find himself cheering for the President. Which he did!

BTW - great movie to watch tonight to blow off steam - pay special attention to the speech GWB - I mean Harrison Ford - gives at the beginning of the movie, and the reaction of his national security advisor - ("Our allies won't be happy that you didn't consult them first." "It was the right thing to do.")

Oh, wow, Glenn Beck is playing it now!!!!

[SaveTheChief]

It would probably drop like a bag of wet cement.

[Gabz]

My mother named me after audrey Hepburn's character in A Nun's Story. I never saw the movie until I was in my 30s, and started to hate my name all over again!!!!

[RightFin]

I listen to John Denver in my car and sing as loudly as I can to "Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"

I have never seen a reality show.

I've used my husband's electric razor to shave my legs.

[najida]

I have 20 outdoor cats, 400 gallons in fish tanks, 12 birds, 2 chinchillas, a gecko and a dog.

I would love to own a camel, but it is too wet here and his feet would rot.

I am addicted to HGTV- I think Debbie Travis is a genius.

[Petronski]

I might be a doughboy, but I'm not a flamer.

[Gabz]

I think I have all of her albums (on vinyl)

[edchambers]

OK heres the big one, I really don't like "W" but have already voted for him because I like Cheney.I also like to imagine Cheney really is running the show, from behind the scenes, in an undisclosed location deep beneath the Haliburton complex.

[Paperdoll]

Welcome, Jenya!

Now let's hear it for Nat King Cole. Humperdinck ain't bad either!

[redhead]

I have all seven seasons of Stargate SG-1 on DVD. My kids and grandkids are all addicted. My granson and Richard Dean Anderson have the same hair stylist.