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The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins (Reuters desperation becoming comical)
Reuters ^
| Fri, Oct 29, 2004
Posted on 10/29/2004 8:34:54 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
What's next? Will Reuters post a 900 number for their news?
To: presidio9
top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win. Note to lurking Dems - this clearly means that you don't have to take all the trouble to go to the polls on Tuesday. Just stay at home and have a relaxing evening. The planets will do your voting for you.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:42:00 AM PDT
by
UsnDadof8
(Kerry is no sportsman...Unless lying could be considered a sport)
To: presidio9
"But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said."
What's he trying to say? Assassinated? Put him on the list, Men in Black, he definately has tin foil poisoning.
To: presidio9
From now on, all predictions of Kerry winning should be filed under "Oddly Enough".
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:42:20 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: presidio9
What the h311 is this doing in the news?
I swear, journalists are the most scientifically ignorant herd of morons on the face of the earth.
To: presidio9
Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said.
That sounds like a threat.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:42:56 AM PDT
by
holymoly
To: hflynn
>>How many Electoral Votes does Jupiter, Mars, Venus, etc each have?<<
Damn illegal aliens. :^D
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:44:01 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: presidio9
This is hysterical! Thanks for the comic relief.LOL
To: Perdogg
Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed."Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Evolutionist Caste System Slavery.....
India's Democratic 'Caste' Slavery......
Israel is Blessed for ever!!
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:44:25 AM PDT
by
maestro
To: presidio9
Indian astrologers must not be consulting Ganesha, the the (GOP) Elephant God:
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:44:29 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(I don't know where the sunbeams end and the starlights begin, it's all a mystery...)
To: Perdogg
Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed."Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Evolutionist Caste System Slavery.....
India's Democratic 'Caste' Slavery......
Israel is Blessed for ever!!
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:44:40 AM PDT
by
maestro
To: CFC__VRWC
If it were up to the Rats, they'd get one EV for each millimeter of distance from the Earth. Along with every member of the United Nations.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:45:04 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: maestro
GAWD! The Dems have replaced McAwful with Miss Cleo!
To: presidio9
Jackie Stallone's psychic dogs predicted Bush. They have a better track record.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:45:26 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Please Lord...let Bush win and I promise...no naughty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan for a week.)
To: Question Liberal Authority
Kerry to Edwards: "Check out this poll! I'm up in Uranis!"
Sorry, but dammit, somebody had to write it!
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:45:29 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: hflynn
This must be true. Everytime I see a Kerry supporter, I want to say "you've got your head stuck up Uranus".
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:45:54 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: holymoly
Again, it's the democrats accusing the republicans of their own position. I don't see Kerry lasting two years before impeachment rolls around for his Article 13 violation.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:46:20 AM PDT
by
Renderofveils
(8th Engineer Bn, 1 Cav. "Cannibals!")
To: Question Liberal Authority
Nyahh Nyaah! I was quicker AND funnier. :^P
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:47:22 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: dangus
Mine was spelled correctly.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:48:03 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: Constantine XIII
I swear, journalists are the most
scientifically ignorant herd of morons on the face of the earth.
There, much more accurate.
:^)
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:48:11 AM PDT
by
SAJ
(Buy 2 March NG 15.00 calls, write 5 March NG 18.50calls against, for 5-10 cent credit.)
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