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The Planets Have Made Up Their Mind: Kerry Wins (Reuters desperation becoming comical)
Reuters ^
| Fri, Oct 29, 2004
Posted on 10/29/2004 8:34:54 AM PDT by presidio9
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:34:55 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Perhaps this will finally expose Astrology as a sham. I've said for many years that it is not a "real" science, ya know!
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:36:09 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: presidio9
How many Electoral Votes does Jupiter, Mars, Venus, etc each have?
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:36:40 AM PDT
by
hflynn
To: presidio9
It does seem like the pollsters are telling us "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:02 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(We've turned the corner and we're not smokin crack.)
To: presidio9
F%$# astronomers. Superstitious atheists, anyway.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:09 AM PDT
by
RightthinkinAmerican
(Is the Republican attack machine an assault weapon?)
To: presidio9
What was the margin of Error?? Stop posting garbage from Reuters.;)
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:12 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Dubya - Right Man, Right Job, at the Right Time!)
To: presidio9
But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said. The planets are trying to steal our election!!!
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:17 AM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: presidio9
Sounds like the Onion
Reuters, what biased jokes.
8
posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:54 AM PDT
by
Cubs Fan
(Liberals have the inverse midas touch, everything they get a hold of turns to S&*%)
To: presidio9
But my mother-in-law's gimpy knee says it will be Nader/Buchanan.
9
posted on
10/29/2004 8:37:59 AM PDT
by
KidGlock
(I already voted for Bush/Cheney 2004. Did you?)
To: presidio9
Kerry can still win without Neptune, but he ought to send his wife there just to be sure.
10
posted on
10/29/2004 8:38:15 AM PDT
by
Question Liberal Authority
(How do you ask a goose to be the last goose to die for the Kerry campaign?)
To: presidio9
Interesting that an article about astrology also mentions the Zogby poll.
To: hflynn
(insert Uranus joke here)
12
posted on
10/29/2004 8:38:36 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
The Redskins need to win this Sunday.
13
posted on
10/29/2004 8:38:49 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(You want fries with that?)
To: ClearCase_guy
The fact that Reuters would run this story, and put the headline, they've put is borderline insane, as if Republican astrologers wouldn't say the exact opposite.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:39:08 AM PDT
by
hawaiian
To: presidio9
"Bush Administration tricks planets!" - post-election headline.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:39:21 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: ClearCase_guy
Maybe we should retort by quoting and interpreting prodigies (with tongue in cheek, of course)? Any monstrous births, comets, and the like recently?
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:39:50 AM PDT
by
GSlob
To: presidio9
Is this still a real news agency? Or, was it ever?
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:39:57 AM PDT
by
July 4th
(You need to click "Abstimmen")
To: presidio9
Of course Kerry is going to win. Thats why the Dems shouldn't even vote, its over. :^)
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:40:08 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Union THuGs: they're all the RAGE!)
To: hflynn
How many Electoral Votes does Jupiter, Mars, Venus, etc each have?If it were up to the Rats, they'd get one EV for each millimeter of distance from the Earth.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:41:30 AM PDT
by
CFC__VRWC
(I've got a tagline, but I'm too lazy to type it out.)
To: presidio9
What about the new planet discovered and named by former President Clinton? He said I wanted the new planet to have a name that sounds like Venus.
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posted on
10/29/2004 8:41:37 AM PDT
by
hflynn
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