Posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")
Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...
Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!
Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!
Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!
Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!
Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"
(Haunting keyboard solo)
So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...
Mudboy Slim (11/16/2002)
"...hey, I just watched my Redskins lose to the Packers, and apparently, every time the Skins lose their last home game before an election, the Incumbent POTUS loses. Made me a little sick to my stomach thinkin' about the possibility that Kerry might win...just another thing fer Dubyuh to overcome on Tuesday...."<
I'm sorry that my Packers whooped your 'Skins after you tell me that bit of news.
...Not to mention that a New England baseball team and a New England football team are the champs...
Maybe we will have to learn French...to survive in this country! (groan)
"If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you; and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."
– Samuel Adams
If you watched the game, then you know that the refs jobbed us outta taking the lead on a 43-yard TD pass to Portis based on a non-existent illegal motion penalty, so I'm calling the curse invalid this time around...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Not yet, but I hear it's really good...MUD
"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")
If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!
We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the Lib'rals most fear!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!
Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!
Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!
In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!
My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
Just received this from a co-worker...
Rules of the South
If you visit the South, please keep the following in mind...If you are going to live, or visit in the South, you need to know the rules.
In an effort to help outsiders understand the rules of the Southerner's mind, the following list will be handed to each person as they enter a Southern State.
1. That farm boy you see at the gas station did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a "gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get it out of the way.
3. The red dirt - it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple weeks - it'll be permanent.
4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for - bait.
7. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
8. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time.
9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
10. Tea - yeah, we have tea. It comes in a glass over ice and is sweet. You want it hot? Sit it in the sun. You want it unsweetened? Add a lot of water.
11. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
12. So you have a sixty thousand-dollar car. We're real impressed. We have a quarter of a million-dollar combine that we only use two weeks a year.
13. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
14. We eat dinner together with our families. We pray before we eat (yeah, even breakfast). We go to church on Wednesdays and Sundays and we go to high school football games on Friday nights. We still address our seniors with "yes, sir" and "yes, ma'am," and we sometimes still take Sunday drives around town to see friends and neighbors.
15. We don't do "hurry up" well.
16. Greens - yeah, we have greens, but you don't putt on them. You boil them with salty fatback, bacon or a ham hock.
17. Yeah, we eat catfish, bass, bream and carp. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
18. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstate 65 goes two ways. Interstate 40 goes the other two. Pick one.
19. Grits are corn. You put butter, salt, and maybe even some pepper on them. If you want to put milk and sugar on them, then you want cream of wheat - go to Kansas. That would be I-40 West.
20. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season or dove season. Both are holidays. You can get pancakes, cane syrup, and sausage before daylight at the local lodge on either day.
21. So every person in every pickup waves? Yeah, it's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
22. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish and bothers the gators, and if you hit it in the rough, we have these things called diamondbacks - and they're not baseball players.
23. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot - his name is "Sir," no matter how young he is.
24. We have lots of pine trees. They have sap. It drips from them. You park your Navigator under them, and they'll leave a logo on your hood.
25. You burn an American flag in our state, you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature - all four of them enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $2.50 fine for beating up the flag burner.
LOL...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"Senator Kerry finally got the ultimate endorsement —from the Coward. The endorsement came in the form of the Coward’s eighteen minute poison-tongued tribute to the Bush family. Make no mistake about it—the Coward does intend to sway our elections, and we know in which direction. But I believe the Coward has made a small error in judgment: You see, we’re not Spain! We all know that Spain cowered to the Coward. They backed off, and put a Leftist in power, calculating the wolf would eat them last.
Now the Coward has dropped his October surprise on us—yawn. What else was left? Senator Kerry has had help from every other enemy of America. Why not go to the top? First we had Michael Moore and his masterpiece of Goebbelism. You know when the French are giving you awards; you’re either Jerry Lewis or a traitor. And I’ve never heard Moore say, “Hey pretty la-a-dy!”
Then the media came forward. On top of their daily slants, spins, dodges, and omissions, they decided to step up their game, and just go for the jugular. After all, why not lay it on the line for the Super Bowl of presidential elections? CBS created journalistic malpractice with “Memogate, Rathergate”. Then we found out about ABC Political Director Mark Halperin’s memo to his underlings urging them to treat some candidates more equally than others.
Then CBS, undaunted and unashamed, teamed up with the New York Times for its “Almost October Surprise” hit on the Bush administration regarding “missing” munitions. Kerry took off running with it as if the facts were undisputed. Too bad the military had to dispute them—the story failed to detonate.
The entertainers have come on board for Kerry. Many of the big names are has-beens like Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand, but hey, maybe the exposure can boost sagging careers—if not figures. Now Bru-u-u-ce—the Boss is on board. Someone please tell him Woody Guthrie is dead.
Add to that P. Diddy’s silly “Vote or Die” “nonpartisan” campaign and the other phony “Hate Bush” campaigns in the black community. And the preachers selling out their pulpits for a machine that will just as soon spit them out as look at them.
And who can forget the endorsement made by the first black president, Bill Clinton? The corrupt unions and their “On the Waterfront”—style thugs intimidating voters. The shooting up of Bush-Cheney campaign headquarters. The university indoctrination of students to vote for Democrats.
Have I mentioned the other terrorists in the tank for Kerry? According to the Washington Times, he has received a ringing endorsement from Iraqi “insurgents” and from none other than ailing Uber-Terrorist Yasser Arafat, among others. In short, "John F. Kerry has piled up a mountain of endorsements—from those who hate America."
[snip]
FReegards...MUD
Lookee what I found at EMA#8.15........
Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World"
Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more
I’d love to change the world
But I don’t know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you
Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, monopoly
I’d love to change the world
But I don’t know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you
World pollution, there’s no solution
Institution, electrocution
Just black and white, rich or poor
Them and us, stop the war
I’d love to change the world
But I don’t know what to do
So I’ll leave it up to you
I already FReeped this years ago, but have no idea where it is...reckon I'll just haveta FReep it again...MUD
RE: ...have you watched 'Farenhype 9/11' yet?
>"Not yet, but I hear it's really good...MUD"<
-Then git your butt over to www.farenhype911.com and buy a copy, Mud! ASAP! You will ask yourself why you waited so long to purchase it, after you watch it, I guaren-darn-tee ya. I did.
I bought mine from Grassfire.org, but you can also get it from Overstock.com
Regards
I predict Thune's gonna put D'A$$hole out to pasture tomorrow, and make this song obsolete...
"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!"
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")
Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee...
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!
Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny...
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!
Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame...
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!
Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty...
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!
The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void...
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!
Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain...
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!
Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee...
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!
FReegards...MUD (1/02/2004)
"Power: Bring It!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Powderfinger")
Look out, Lib'rals, we're the RightWing...bound to keep on winnin'!!
With ol' JimRob FReepin' fer the flag...an interestin' tale.
I think yer nominee, John...Kerry's a guaranteed loser who's destined to fail!!
It's time fer Slick Willie to pay...Clinton'll git his JusticeDay!!
Days are numbered...Clinton LIED, yes he's SCUM!!
Lib'rals, we'll denigrate!!
Willie's gone, the HildaBeast's waitin' fer her chance, now!!
Big John's been sinkin'...Lib'rals want that Howie-dude!!
So the powers that be sent me here to do the FReepin'...
And I'm not quite forty-two...I'm done ponderin' what to do...
We'll Liberate Iraq...and Destroy Dem Lib'ral FOOLS!!
Limbaugh's fightin' fer our land...FReedom's endurin'!!
Rush told me, "Slick is SCUM, son, LeftWing is good fer nothin'!!"
But when that gunshot hit Ron Brown, we saw it comin'...
Lib'rals LIE until they die...Clinton's crimes the Medyuh hides!!
Then we FReeped Black...and the Truth made the headlines!!
Liberty's not 'bout Power, it's much bigger!!
Slick Willie shall be caught...Bill pulled the trigger!!
Tyranny endures when good men dither...
We must CONVICT Slick's scum...Ashcroft's left much undone!!
RE-IMPEACH RAT's Number One, send Slick to prison!!
Mudboy Slim (5/12/04)
FReegards...MUD
Rush Limbaugh: "We meet at dawn tomorrow"
get out and vote for Bush!!
Just a little humor, folks.
On his show, Rush is always saying “Hi! Hire you?”
(“Hi! How are you?” A little Southern humor, haha!) .....
"Fightin' Side of MUD!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Fightin' Side of Me")
I hear sheeple talkin' bad...
'Bout the FReedoms we enjoy here in this Country.
Ranting 'gainst the Noble Right...
And whinin' 'cuz prescriptions just ain't FRee!!
But I don't like Slick's Arkancides...
RATS're slanderin' Good things I believe in.
When Left undermines our soldiers, men,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me!!
Left's walkin' oin the fightin' side of MUD!!
Tearin' down our way of life...
Those Righteous dreams we've fought and died to keep!!
If you don't love it, LEAVE IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...FReedom's dawnin'!!
If yer runnin' down my Country, RATS...
Yer walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!
I read about Dem Lib'ral guys...
Who claim there ain't no reason fer fightin'!!
Left thinks Tyranny's NOT Wrong...
And third-world folks should fergit 'bout bein' FRee!!
RATS love to take yer money...
To create a dependent way of living.
But Left's tearin' down OUR County, folks,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of ME!!
Left's walkin' on the wimpy side of FRee...
Tearin' down our way of life...
RATS arrogance is really botherin' ME!!
If you don't like it, LEAVE IT!!
Let this song MUD's singin' be yer warning!!
If yer just a Fool Fer Tyranny,
Yer IGNORANCE I'm fightin' fer the FRee!!
Slick's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!
RATS degrade our way of life...
They're STOOOOPID men whose jobs they whine to keep!!
So, if you love it, FReep IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...but I'll warn you...
If yer votin' fer John Kerry, man,
Yer spittin' in the face of our military!!
Mudboy Slim (5/15/04)
"The Boston Strangler!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Disco Strangler")
Tellin' all Dem Big LIES...lives to kill...
Veterans despise Kerry 'cuz...Hanoi John is a Commie shill!!
Loser's loathing all that is Right...
Rancid government...Fer FReedom fight!!
Sayin, "Look at me, Nation, look at me.
I'm John Kerry, I'm beautiful, I'm somebody."
Don't fall prey to the charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
FReak's been all Wrong with his Leftist throng, Nation...
Been waiting fer his time to come.
Tyrants prayin' fer RATS' Prez'dent, Lib'rals...
Kerry's long-time Socialist SCUM!!
Kerry's so twisted by his stance du jour,
Slick Willie's spawn...a pitiful sight!!
John's PRO-Tyranny with him in charge and...
WACO's burning, but that's all right.
Ol' widows like the charms of "The Boston Strangler"...
Folks, reject the vile charms of "The Boston Strangler!!"
Mudboy Slim (05/17/2004)
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